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This is a paraphrase but I think it's something like that.
He definitely said "purred".
Nobody seems to really talk about how weird he is.
"oooh ed is so funny looking lol!"
But Dave looks like he's an alien who's been given a book called "How to act like a Regular Geezer" translated from the japanese edition with some of the pages missing.
other things that would have been bad for the queen to do, instead of 'purring':
that I don't want sexualised for me,
what an 'orrible man.
Like I'm pretty sure it's sexist but it's kind of hard to say mostly because it's just completely nonsensical.
What she actually purred? What the fuck are you talking about Davetwat?
like giving the queen characteristics of an animal... maybe she is one... maybe she is a lizard...
Feel like taking my high horse for a ride this lunchtime.
Which is fair enough. It's a bit of a non-story.
Although imagine if Ed Miliband had done it. He'd have been smashed into the ground.
Unless you like your politics to be playground tittle tattle. In which case, go for it.
but they seem to be getting all the best tittle and tattle.
"She barked down the phone at me! No, wait, not that one...quacked? Brayed? I...err..."
*shits himself and falls down a hill*
I think his position is pretty much untenable.
go on, visualise it in your mind right now.
This is now the lunch thread.
Minestrone soup. I'm fasting today, so it tasted so much better than it really was.
(*this was in an era when it was acceptable (but not right!) to say you would do people)
But as I say, this was years back and with the passing of time I wonder if his increased maturity and the Queen's ageing would change his mind. If I was still in contact with him I would ask. Maybe he is in a long term relationship with kids and wouldn't want to jeopardize that.
Sandwich from M&S no doubt.
"The concept of getting to know that person, in the hope that some sort of mutual sexual attraction is present between us that results in a loving bond of copulation is one that appeals to me"
depending on if they are well baked (too often anemic looking!).
bit odd you not specifying what kind of sandwich, kind of makes me think you don't have a sandwich at all, but just playing the big man on campus
I'm not some valley ministrone-muncher who has lunch before 1pm!
can you imagine next time he has to go and meet her, that is gonna be so fucking embarrassing
and because she's the Queen no one will be allowed to mention it. But he'll know he's been done. He'll know.
she's fucking done you there mate.
as Dave stands there frozen with fear
"Hey Lizar, what you wearin' ?"
"One is dressed as The Stig"
But this is RIDICULOUS!
:DDDDD *badum-cha* *snare smash* *drums tumble off stage*
Someone film that please.
Stitched up again... http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/25/sun-ed-miliband-help-for-heroes
Miliband should be setting out to purposefully `not offend the Labour lefties` who might take umbrage with him supporting Help for Heroes. Not sure that would've been his reason to be honest. Probably was just busy.
But he probably should've just done it all the same mind. Easy bit of PR/no harm done.
for the next election to be honest. Can't see them getting behind Miliband even if the polls are well in his favour. But The Sun never backs the loser. Tough call for 'em.
I suspect the Sun'll end up having to make do with a non-committal leader like they did with the Scotand vote.
actually, this is fair enough, if you're left wing and have STILL stuck with Labour, literally nothing even a paedophilia scandal is likely going to stop you
it would have been a landslide.