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Various gruesome suicides in different classrooms.
The classic 'breaking test tube' story
Brother and sister seen snogging at the bus stop.
James Burrows got to school really early one morning and saw him letting her out.
loads of alleged public nervous breakdowns
some kid (never) stabbed himself in class with a compass
and then smashed their head down on the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both were teachers. She disappeared between school years. He was fat. Conclusive evidence, your Honour.
(They got a divorce.)
-A geography teacher got a sixth former pregnant
There was always the one about the girl who looked at cheek cells under a microscope in biology and had sperm there, but I think every school had that. And the one about two French exchange students being caught having sex in the toilet.
The slightly weird one in our school was of two girls who were apparently caught pleasuring themselves in the loos with ball point pens. Their nicknames, for the rest of their school days, became 'Biro' and 'Bic'.
lots of harm done.
The air ambulance did actually turn up in fairness
and the deputy head had 3 toes
and the maths teacher had a false ear
only had one lung which is why she never ever shouted
steve giving katy a backshot
Teacher called Ron who allegedly had a colostomy bag, though in all my 7 years at the school noone ever came up with any kind of evidence. But the name "Ron the Bag" still makes me laugh years later, especially when sung in a high operatic voice the way we used to during assembly.
• loads of teachers were having affairs with each other
• all of the disused classrooms/spare cupboards were sex dungeons or where teachers had affairs
• it teacher had cameras under the computer benches to look up girls skirts
• same it teacher only ran after school/lunchtime it clubs cause he was a paedo
• SUPER EXTRA DETENTION (detention for people who were always on detention, held in a secret room with spikes on the walls and no windows)
quite a few
We had the super detention rumour too, with various dark rumours about the punishments involved. Most of them involving the anus.
has to sit down to wee
and making a baby.
had a screw top and had whisky or something inside it. still not 100% convinced it wasn't true, but probably wasn't.
note: said teacher was absolutely evil, hated his lessons so much. got on the same train as him a couple of years ago and he recognised me, had a brief chat and he was really nice.
Someone let off fireworks in the canteen
Someone was caught smoking pot during sports day
Not all at once. All expelled.
people said he thought he was a chicken