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nah, no-one eats BLTs do they? Bacon and mushroom, sure. Cheese, lettuce and tomato, sure. BLT? nah, doesn't exist.
BLTs might be a part of that.
The Topsham Beer and Bacon festival has already been and gone
hope no-one thinks this a DLT parody thread, cos it deserves more than that
A collection of all the worst food textures in one concise slice of awful.
these ingredients are not the makings of a decent sanger
When I allow myself (quite rarely). Bloody great though
Utter fucking travesty.
(I acknowledge you do have to be a grown up to enjoy mushrooms)
Brown toast, mayo, streaky smoked bacon, only just the soft side of crispy. Very fresh iceberg lettuce and thinly sliced tomatoes. It's important to get good quality lettuce and tomatoes. Get the toast ready with the mayo, slap on the hot bacon, straight from the pan (not the grill), lettuce then tomatoes, on goes the top and you get it down you before anything gets a chance to soggify.
Not sure why it's considered a 'standard', you'd have to be a real cunt to eat one.
Avocado is a great shout though.