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No youtube, the voice etc.
When do you think you will get your first rocking chair?
Already have one, mate.
Picked one up from someone's a few years ago. It was just sitting there with a "free to a good home" sign on it. Keep meaning to strip it down and repaint it but it looks alright as it is.
Ambivalent about weeing.
...but it's a retro futuristic version
(that's ok, I haven't got that one)
1960s design - shop round the corner from me has it in their window.
I knew I shouldn't have put a pic up of my rocking chair
but I'd be scared I'd fall of the sides of it, if I fell asleep or was tipsy. does it feel quite snug and secure once you're wedged in it?
I've never fallen asleep on it actually, they do an extra wide one which would be great for sleeping. Your arms hang a bit on the normal one, like you'd have to fold them over your stomach and it's is a tad harder on the back of the head than it looks but you sink into it nicely, so I don't think you'd fall off, its actually quite hard to get off it if you're 30+ like me!
I feel alone and afraid
29 in 2 weeks.
I really like sitting in my chair with a blanket over my legs.
my gran's getting rid of hers, so I'm having it. Might get it reupholstered as it's pretty old, probably won't be arsed though. I'll be driving it home in my estate car. Getting old.
are you watching the new MS Aus yet? It's far better than last year's shitshow already, and apart from a terrible english woman they're all actually good at cooking.
total crush on one hot mum this year also
I missed Fridays. I take it the really weak English-asian dentist got the boot... well she must have as I can't see her about. They are persecuting the English!
SO SO BAD.
as usual I have the problem of not being able to look up the one I fancy in case I spoiler the whole thing for myself.
I can't think of too many... the model, the lesbian, the one with the strong SE asian accent, the hairdresser.
I reckon it's the peroxide woman with the tattoos. Renae or similar.
she's not my cup of tea
the one with the strong SE Asian accent is a stone cold badass, I just want to hang out with her and keep her knives clean or sth.
Pretty sure it's the hairdresser. I'm officially old now.
the only one whose name I can remember, Jamie.
Hateful face. And gives it the old "oh it's so tough being away from my daughter who needs an operation". Then you should be with her you fucking prick, rather than poncing about on a cooking challenge.
and emilia? the one who is 100% average in all respects, yet is somehow utterly pleased with herself and really shitty about everyone else. just the worst kind of person.
I'll remember her name for tonight.
We are soon to be making MC.
So damn excited.
can you please please model it exactly on the aus version instead of the boring tedious shit exactly the same every week no drama best cooks always go through beloved-by-Theos tossfest it currently is?
I am tempted to go to Aus to do The Voice. I thought best not to mention it in THE thread. But I probably won't.
can you get rid of the uplifting stadium indie whenever the winners are announced?
The first thing I'm going to do is call a meeting to cement how integral the upliftling stadium indie is.
I'll forgive you for being a massive twat xx
John and Greg wear the same clothes every week please? They did it this one time, or very similar clothes anyway, and it was the greatest episode I'd ever seen
Caught up with all but Fridays over weekend but think have spoilered that for myself now...
I want hair like renae but Mr S is exceedingly unkeen. Humph.
Big fan of used to be fat cause I only make puddings man. Need it taken down to final 12 before I can do names though. They all seem pretty good mind
Or arguing about Scotland (probably, I haven't even opened that one). Um...so...err...could you lot walk a bit faster please? Sorry, nothing to contribute here.
Have I gone too far?
was too modern and hip for the oldtimers in this thread.
do you remember the OASIS song rocking chair? those were the days - proper music etc etc
never really done this properly before and I'm really enjoying it.
Imagine that! Just the chairs, not the table.
^sentence needs work
I say get it. Did the survey go alright?
it wouldn't be completed until the end of the week as the hypothetical surveyor is so busy.
AND too busy, I'd give him hypothetical monopoly money for his hypothetical time.
does that make me even sadder?
(I am under 30 but spiritually middle aged).
Bit loud. Have to wear trousers. What a faff.
Queuing. people. Annoying people. Where to put your drink. Oww, wish I'd worn my flats, but we obviously went for a nice dinner first so I'm not going to dress like a student. Do I break the seal, are they going ot play my favourite song as soon as I give in and break it. Queue for the loo. Plastic cups for drinks.
I still go to gigs, i went to one in stereo on saturday, but only because it was a friend, and I arrived for stage time and left the second the encore stopped. Gigs. For young pups.
But unfortunately you couldn't quite go the whole post without mentioning your pups.
I didn't even realise I had a dis account until just now
This is nice isn't it?
Anyone sleep with ear plugs? the road outside my bedroom is right noisy so considering it but reckon it would be super uncomfortable.
to sleep with earplugs in. (the other one would attend to the baby).
They're good. Get those.
you're too old to need to live in London anymore.
have you tried some Deep Freeze spray? I ocne bruised mine by missing a stair and falling down the stairs kind of on my back, as if I was sledging without a sledge, so my back bumped down about 5 steps before i came to a standstill. I hated that day.
is probably the most Scottish thing I have ever read.
How much would you have to be paid to rub zxcvbnm's coccyx better? Skin on skin.
or like properly knead it like you would a standard loaf?
money's no object but still no takers.
as I'm a big tipper.
Seriously it hurts to adopt my default desk-slouch pose as it pushed on my bum bone, I'm having to sit up and it's horrible.
but seeing as you're all so concerned about zxcvbnm's sexist cocx, I'll bung it in here:
Think I have a bruised rib (hopefully not cracked?) - is this real and what happens next?
try not to get out of breath or do anythign that requires deep breathing. Rest and shallow breath. it really hurts. there is fuck all they can do. some people say glucosamine supplements help, I've seen no evidence of mine (i'm, a habital rib injurer).
but just wanted to see if guntrip had posted.