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'Mix well, until monochrome' has made me laugh a lot
when the the white bit started pulsing.
You have to have surgery?
Or are you just trying to make me feel bad.
Either way I wish you the very best in all your future endeavours.
i'll be fine tho
Actually, some bloke here had a lump on his leg and as he went off to get it checked out I said "good luck" and everyone nervously laughed and made me feel as though I had said something monstrous.
I stand by what I said.
Can I also ask, is it ok to be annoyed with people who say "aks" instead of "ask"? I have only heard black people say it so does that make me a massive racist?
Thanks for your time.
apparently related to early english and "metathesis"
think it might have annoyed me when i was a kid, but at this age of enlightenment i say let whoever do whatever, everyone understands them fine.
I'll do my best though.
if it's some kind of diagnostic tests theyre going for, by saying it you're kind of reminding them that they could have bad luck and die. personally im going in for routine butt surgery so i'd need to be insanely unlucky for anything bad to happen, but then you could get run over crossing the street innit
Think DiS should adopt the mayonnaise background ^this site has
way less than one would use as standard on the inside of a sandwich
unless you think that frying the mayo makes it less healthy, which may or may not be the case
but boy, I don't need any more prompts to fry stuff.
is melted cheese less healthy than cold cheese? a very strange man i used to work with said it was
Read an article about the Chilean miners disaster, they made sure to cook all the rations as they thought it gave them more calories. Which I'm pretty sure is total bull.
than sandwiches fried in mayo at the moment. theyre so fucking good
get frying pan on medium heat
slice some tiny scraps of chorizo into the pan with a tiny bit of butter (i actually use the lurpack spray butter stuff, which is ok, just needs a tiny bit of lubrication like)
while that's sizzling, take a slice of bread, spread it with ghanaian shito,
then lay on a slice of gouda or emmental or whatever.
drip on some worcestershire sauce
now shake your chorizo scraps onto the sandwich
(optional stage: add sauerkraut)
now grate on a bit of parmesan
grind some black pepper on
not put your second slice of bread on
spread mayo on top of sandwich, as thin as you possibly can
respray the frying pan
pop sandwich in mayo side down
fry it for a minute or two, whilst spreading mayo on top, again very thinly indeed
flip it over, spray on a lil more butter spray hey why not
serve, have a great time, be loved by all (could serve with tomato soup perhaps)
c.400 calories, aint no thing
so it's a bit like nazi goreng stuff
So I probably won't do this.
explain why using a teaspoon of mayo on the outside of the bread is more of a health hazard than having it on the inside?
also, as if you're not 50
Let's ask Elvis.
Oh we can't because he's dead.