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(inspired by the threading thread)
Fish that eat the dead skin from your feet
Mobile phone covers
out of date/discontinued makeup
5 for £1!
I think they're more precinct than shopping centre
but I just want everyone to know that I am not happy with any of the answers yet.
those vibrating chairs
I'm also disqualifying my mobile phone covers.
Have signs on them that say THESE CHAIRS ARE ALARMED.
Convinced thats a lie and I want to try it out but it would be pretty embarassing if they were. Think I'm a bit to old to be chased through a shopping centre by security nowadays.
That you can't even win, it just says 0% finance on the side or something. As if I didn't know what a car looked like you Hyundai wankbags.
we had this plan to build me a hideous, disfigured paedo bear with wheels for feet.
cunt never followed through with this
or some place like that.
iPhone screen replacement
Shit bluetooth speakers
Magic eye/chaos pictures
Mass-produced 'safe' or quirky art
don't bother replying. I'm objectifying women on the shopping channel
The look on their faces as, laden with shopping bags, you tell them "nah, sorry mate."
to the very bad paintings in the very bad painting stands at other SCs you've been to.
This has reminded me how much I hate shopping centres...
featuring 100 games from 1981
not talking about the tie rack, but 'the whiskey shop' and 'oil and vinegar'. shops that only sell protein shakes.
that's a weird shop
shopping centre fads would be something like:
named/coloured "zones" in the 90s.
waterfountains/water features in 70s and 80s.
Brutallist car parks.
The canteen areas you get in the new ones.
over to markee for some more acurate descriptions.
German sausage stands
Incredibly overpriced pick n mix / fudge
Wooden clocks, toys and puzzles
Haven't been to a shopping centre for years.
went in one last week as my friend is a manager in lush. told him to give me a part time job. smells nice in there and figure you get loads of free stuff.
other than that....the domain of cunts
or someone who finished between 2nd and 7th in the previous series of the X-factor signing autographs outside footlocker
on a shitty stage in the middle of the mall
Millie's Cookies stands
Both have terrible 1970's decor to make them look like a 'carnival' stand and haven't been repainted in 30 years. Never see these places anywhere else other than shopping centres.