'Yeah, I have a telly...but I never watch it"

got a pal who says this ALL the time. even if we're talking about scrambled eggs.

another one:

people who tell you they're so, so busy all the time. my friend does this, in pretty much every bit of correspondence between us. I pulled him up on this and told him a) its really fucking boring and b) I am going to fine him 50p and donate the money to charity everytime he says it. Kudos to him....its now only every third text that he says he is busy now.

stuff like that