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1. Best friend from university.
2. Former friend but now Balonz Enemy No. 2.
3. Current boss.
1. Dans (broke my boyfriend's glasses which meant we couldn't eat for a week as he had to replace them CHEERS DANS!!!! lol joke)
2. Dan Dan the Big Fat Man
3. Desperate Dan
2/3 my mates dan and dan
danny who i play football with.
1. Dan B
2. Dan W
3. Dan F
you can have Dan Smith. We used to call him hippy, gippy, smithy in junior school. Seems a little mean now.
Some minor friendships, no military histories, nothing important.
I tend to avoid them as it's gets confusing.
1. Drummer, dry wit, likes a pint of stout.
2. Drummer, dry wit, likes his homebrew.
3. Guitarist and teacher, likes skateboarding.
I know more but I'll leave it there.
at three distinct former points in his career?
Dan-thw won the "worst Dan" competition at the annual Dis footie awards last year (and the two years previously). I did not.
2. Colleague (so cute, massive geek, unintentionally hilarious, told me a story about being in set 1 for everything at school except PE where he had to go with the special needs kids and I just got the worst giggles and everyone was looking at me like I was the biggest cunt and Dan looked really sad like I was bullying him and I felt like a mean girl so i just had to hug him and go, 'Dan! I'm so sorry i have no idea why I'm laughing'. He actually made a thermometer out of a raspberry pi at work when the air con units were fucked so he could complain to facilities )
3. that's it
Ooh that's a good thread - can you remember the name of everyone you've shagged?!
Two amateur comedians and a racist from school.
"Former friend but now Balonz Enemy No. 2. "
One of my former bosses
,y former housemate.
He's a popular guy to hate.