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I'll give you £275 but you will NEVER GET TO SEE A GOOSE AGAIN!
Would you accept the money?
How about £7.5k. In no way life changing but a tasty sum.
are you hiding all geese?
or would you dictate the places i go to in future, i.e. you stop me from going to places where geese MIGHT be?
cause it changes everything depending
or if simply all geese would be invisible to me, then, yeah, i'd take a few grand for that
not particularly a big fan
or see pictures of the 12 days of christmas
the rest is secret I'm afraid.
and in answer to your question, I'd do it for £2.75
from someone who wasn't in complete control of their faculties.
I'd take half that frankly.
Geese are shit.
Goose Lake? Nope
Michael Gira's Geese? Nope
Goosesong performance? Nope
would be scary walking along near a pond and just HONK HONK HONK HONKKKK happening from nowhere.
Goose is dead, man.
and Tom Cruise took the £275.
And everyone else in the film too.
What if a goose crossed my path? Would I be able to trip over the invisible goose?
ramp it up to £500 and include all birds and the like.
Not ducks though, I like ducks.
how much to never see ANY animal again? 5k for me
stop dicking around. Geese would know not to be in your vicinity. No goose would be in your vicinity. However you would not be able to take any work as a goose clearer.
So by taking your offer, I'm getting myself a financial benefit, and also creating a job for someone else as a goose clearer. Sir, you can write me the cheque.
seeing a goose is priceless
Because what good am I to a goose, and it to me? They can fuck off forever, I'll just keep them in mind.
Or are the geese just going to magically disappear from my view? Like they'd be invisible to me.
please report to my 'speech' thread and say something balonzish (just click on one of the links, it is then really easy for you to record and link
because I like dead goose. If I cna' still eat goose thewn i'll take the 275, not bothered about their living incarnations.
Best to get someone else to carve it when it's done