Doing all the crucial admin work today:
Chelsea try to kick their way through Schalke but Huntelaar is having none of it.
Brave Man City fight valiantly but cannot hold out against the Kaiser
Nottingham Forest return to top of the table against bottom (lol) side Fulham in an early contender of most batshit mental game of the season.
Spurs away to Belgrade and Celtic away to Salzburg in the earlys
Everton home to Wolfsburg in the lates