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you're all better people now, well done!
should have put that in the OP
You're all welcome to worship my magnificent cock and balls.
not that I'm saying it's not in your case, but just in case
you weird naked fence climber overer
what sort of person would start this thread if it wasn't direct contact with the bits?
I was like 5 or something
this list is going to be longer than I had anticipated
You here what I am saying! Oral sex!
it's GOT to be fresh sprouts.
it was a student house (they'll eat anything at any time of year)
my gf was away from her student house and her mate poured some frozen sprouts down my trousers, I didn't make a very good job of resisting when she continued to manipulate them to make me squeal
but actually, I don't think it has
back in a moment............
but it was more a means to an end tbh tbf
back of my guitar
probably other food and lube and things like that.
There is probably loads more.
blims........I remember them falling out and causing me to go 'Oww' and trying to remove said hot item.........don't act all surprised, surely you have all had a doobie whilst not clothed?