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what would it be and why?
I'm not answering on the grounds that the question is stupid and beneath me.
I wanna shit like an eagle, I wanna piss like Sinatra
Often all on the same day.
why is it just for children?
"choose your poo"
Then I could sell the results to coffee wankers.
we've evolved to the point where we have developed cultures and invented technologies that have allowed us to essentially break away from nature's once unchallenged narrative; we've, in our history, even left the confines of our planet's atmosphere to explore the endless possibilities beyond the stars; we can REWIND LIVE TELEVISION AND WATCH OUR FAVOURITE PROGRAMMES WHENEVER WE WANT
yet we still have to wipe our arses because our poo makes a mess
as long as it doesn't involve wiping. Other animals don't wipe their arse and seem to have a perfectly clean nipsy. Maybe it is the modern diet that does it.
Forces the cheeks closer together. When dropping my load in the wild (climbing a mountain, not just in the streets) I have had to squat, thus spreading the cheeks wider, wiping requirement has been negligible
I'd soon run out of space in the corner of my room
Wombat poo comes out in little cubes - that'd be a good gimmick.
talk like the animals