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If you could shit like any animal

saps [Edit] [Delete] 19 replies 12:49, 15 September '14

what would it be and why?

I'm not answering on the grounds that the question is stupid and beneath me.

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  • I wanna shit like an eagle, I wanna piss like Sinatra

    Balonz | 15 Sep '14, 12:50 | X
  • I'd settle for "healthy human being", tbh

    Epimer | 15 Sep '14, 12:52 | X
    ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
    • Can you point to your poo, Eppy?

      http://www.childhoodconstipation.com/gfx/bristol_stool.jpg

      saps @Epimer | 15 Sep '14, 12:54 | X
      • all of the above

        Often all on the same day.

        Epimer @saps | 15 Sep '14, 13:01 | X
      • that's amazing

        why is it just for children?

        mute-branches @saps | 15 Sep '14, 13:44 | X
        • Because adults shouldn't need the "looks like" column or to have it called

          "choose your poo"

          saps @mute-branches | 15 Sep '14, 14:57 | X
  • Civet

    Then I could sell the results to coffee wankers.

    roygbiv | 15 Sep '14, 13:13 | X
  • concise pellets is the way forward

    we've evolved to the point where we have developed cultures and invented technologies that have allowed us to essentially break away from nature's once unchallenged narrative; we've, in our history, even left the confines of our planet's atmosphere to explore the endless possibilities beyond the stars; we can REWIND LIVE TELEVISION AND WATCH OUR FAVOURITE PROGRAMMES WHENEVER WE WANT

    yet we still have to wipe our arses because our poo makes a mess

    mute-branches | 15 Sep '14, 13:19 | X
    AphexTwinkletoes this'd this
    • Owls are the future.

      roygbiv @mute-branches | 15 Sep '14, 13:34 | X
      • alright illuminati

        mute-branches @roygbiv | 15 Sep '14, 13:43 | X
  • Seagull

    Raanraals | 15 Sep '14, 13:40 | X
  • Speaking of things that are stupid and beneath me...

    Raanraals | 15 Sep '14, 13:41 | X
  • I don't mind

    as long as it doesn't involve wiping. Other animals don't wipe their arse and seem to have a perfectly clean nipsy. Maybe it is the modern diet that does it.

    steinbolt | 15 Sep '14, 14:13 | X
    • I think it's sitting down on a toilet that does it

      Forces the cheeks closer together. When dropping my load in the wild (climbing a mountain, not just in the streets) I have had to squat, thus spreading the cheeks wider, wiping requirement has been negligible

      AphexTwinkletoes @steinbolt | 15 Sep '14, 15:20 | X
  • Not sure I would like to shit like an animal

    I'd soon run out of space in the corner of my room

    slavestate | 15 Sep '14, 14:15 | X
  • Wombat

    Wombat poo comes out in little cubes - that'd be a good gimmick.

    BMarriage | 15 Sep '14, 14:55 | X
    • Must be something in that hemisphere

      Koala Cubes

      slavestate @BMarriage | 15 Sep '14, 15:04 | X
  • if i could walk like the animals

    talk like the animals
    do-do-do-do-do!

    foppyish | 15 Sep '14, 14:59 | X
    • ... like the animals

      Epimer @foppyish | 15 Sep '14, 15:14 | X
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