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If you could shit like any animal
what would it be and why?
I'm not answering on the grounds that the question is stupid and beneath me.
what would it be and why?
I'm not answering on the grounds that the question is stupid and beneath me.
I wanna shit like an eagle, I wanna piss like Sinatra
I'd settle for "healthy human being", tbh
Can you point to your poo, Eppy?
http://www.childhoodconstipation.com/gfx/bristol_stool.jpg
all of the above
Often all on the same day.
that's amazing
why is it just for children?
Because adults shouldn't need the "looks like" column or to have it called
"choose your poo"
Civet
Then I could sell the results to coffee wankers.
concise pellets is the way forward
we've evolved to the point where we have developed cultures and invented technologies that have allowed us to essentially break away from nature's once unchallenged narrative; we've, in our history, even left the confines of our planet's atmosphere to explore the endless possibilities beyond the stars; we can REWIND LIVE TELEVISION AND WATCH OUR FAVOURITE PROGRAMMES WHENEVER WE WANT
yet we still have to wipe our arses because our poo makes a mess
Owls are the future.
alright illuminati
Seagull
Speaking of things that are stupid and beneath me...
I don't mind
as long as it doesn't involve wiping. Other animals don't wipe their arse and seem to have a perfectly clean nipsy. Maybe it is the modern diet that does it.
I think it's sitting down on a toilet that does it
Forces the cheeks closer together. When dropping my load in the wild (climbing a mountain, not just in the streets) I have had to squat, thus spreading the cheeks wider, wiping requirement has been negligible
Not sure I would like to shit like an animal
I'd soon run out of space in the corner of my room
Wombat
Wombat poo comes out in little cubes - that'd be a good gimmick.
Must be something in that hemisphere
Koala Cubes
if i could walk like the animals
talk like the animals
do-do-do-do-do!
... like the animals