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Go on, saps.
Wow, Eps, they were really good. Despite being from Asda. Nice BBQ sauce too.
The meal was lacking in vegetables to be fair and to be honest, but surely a serving of McCain's Homefries are worth a couple of your five a day. Especially if washed down with some diet Dr Pep.
I can't believe it.
Thanks, Ep. I'm the luckiest girl alive.
AKA That's My Story, And I'm Sticking To It?
I'd like to think I can just come in here and get barbeque sauce everywhere with my sticky thick cylindrical digits, drooling unto my bib with the memory of a thousand Sunday dinners fresh in my mind. I mean I can always do that, if you want.
Double thumbs up. Sticky thumbs.
Can't really be arsed with most meat on the bone. Just not worth the extra effort.
I weep inside watching their plates going back to the kitchen with a third of a meal still on them.
I'm like a vulture, stripping every sinew off the bone.
Women love it. Especially when I crunch down and suck the marrow out.
Having said that, all you can eat is a dangerous way to go. I eat quickly and I have little will power. Not a great combination. Could easily end up in A&E.
I love that scene in The Simpsons where Barny has been to a bbq place and he's laying bloated on the floor, his face is literally coated with bbq juices, and he says in an amazed fashion 'I can still taste the sauce'.
.....but under new DiS guidelines I cant tell you what I thought about the probable contents.
Then I'll grass you up and request you're banned.