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Cat Behaviour Consultant
CAT BEHAVIOUR CONSULTANT: I hope Balonz doesn't set this on fire for the harvest
(looks to audience)
CAT BEHAVIOUR CONSULTANT: Not least because cats will be setting banks ablaze
Occupation: Sean Adams
Sean Adams: "ERROR:405. ARE YOU LOGGED IN? MESSAGE DELETED."
Drownedinsoundboards: "Oh fuck it. I shouldn't have cheaped out on the coding"
Sean Adams "ffffhhhhhhh_________1111111111111111111111"
MANUFACTURER: Oh no there is a factory inside of me
FACTORY: I am producing all sorts of things within you
MANUFACTURER: Like what sort of things
FACTORY: Like rulers and vases and wine
MANUFACTURER: At competitive prices I shouldn't imagine
FACTORY: Be very careful when you have a toilet