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Think the only place I've seen it before it sitcoms. Go!
got a light bulb stuck in your anus?
and then tapdanced with elvis at a Harvester?
for 10 years?
Got mistaken for someone else and now you're married?
Won the lottery but can't find the ticket?
while you were on a break?
from a contemptuous soup kitchen owner?!
after you made a wisecrack?
and found yourself in wartime London?
thus rendering a social situation really awkward.
Neither of which you can get out of. So now you've got to run between one and the other all night?
No-one's close though. Think it happened to Chandler once.
Somehow maintained a friendship group despite being an unbearable, smug twat?
Just googled the episode and the details aren't the same. It has happened in Him and Her, Coupling, Cheers, The Jeffersons and I Love Lucy though.
and got crushed by a cow?
by an old man?
and knocked a policeman off his bike and into the village duck pond?
- your daughter needing braces
- DENTAL PLAN
up for a kids club in a Spanish holiday resort?
that resulted in you calling a relative a beloved cunt?
Walked into a friends' apartment without knocking?
of an Irish department store?
pretty poor situation to be in.
with your friend from church, laughing and just pointing at the rain saying 'we're stuck! we're stuck!'
no way that really happens.
and chased the bin wagon down the street in your pants
then stared at the camera whilst moving your tie
steal a painting?
as I'm sure the answer will be disappointing compared to the suggestions in this fine thread
When I was a mod I sometimes just banned persistent offenders (Chintz)
Niki's getting riled because she's rubbish at the game.
and called someone a smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead?
to eat his shorts?
(one of you farts)
you're desperately trying to hide the poo you've just done in the corner
And you farted on his (or her) hands?
when you were really talking about her pet cat?
with hilarious consequences
(Or they might not be, and I might actually have got stuck on a ski-lift with an orthodox Jew. Only guessing will find out which!)
I've set my own car alarm off before though, while I was in the car.
Yep. Wasn't a cubicle, was a self-enclosed little toilet room thing at a client's office. The lock came off in my hands, stuck for approximately 15 minutes (left my phone at my desk) before someone heard me hammering on the door (yep) and fetched someone who knew how to open it.
Thanks for playing everyone (except plasticniki).
So yeah, probably.
it was fucking hot, stunk of piss and I was so hungover. Absolute nightmare. Guard eventually got me out moments before my stop.
I tried to unscrew the lock using an Air Wick refill, but it didn't work.