So I've had an idea for a definitely not terrible thread where DiS resolves user disputes via the mechanics of ancient court procedure.
Someone will bring their grievance, and if the accused has a case to answer, they will be put on trial.
Either representing themselves or appointing another to assist them, a prosecution will be laid out by the aggrieved, citing evidence (posts that back them up) and calling STAR WITNESSES (ooooh!).
The defence will then do the same.
Then a jury of 12 random non-biased Dissers will decided on the guilt of the defendant, by this-ing Guilty or Not Guilty posts.
The judgeship will be held by whoever can bothered.
Everyone will shout OBJECTION constantly.
It will be awful.
What can go wrong?