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This 10 year old programming wiz needs to get a rough housing pronto
My entire career is built on Word
actually i once spent some time in a cupboard and had to email people who were angry that i sent their mail to the wrong place. if you're going to pretend you're a high flyer, get a real office not a virtual one cause you probably haven't got any important mail anyway
He's going to write his CV in LaTeX. Either that or in Notepad.
not with that attitude
I hate vox pops. Especially kiddie ones.
10 year olds don't know shit. He's just regurgitating policy statements that he's heard. Which doesn't mean he's wrong, but some wee scrote parroting stuff like a compliant goon should not The News make.
(Haven't watched the video)
tbf to him, that's not what he meant
he'd be wearing a Public Enemy shirt, hacking into banks, and travelling the country with a robotic killing machine
Oh how this society has fell
of a load of 60 year old primary school teachers who normally make potato shapes trying to learn coding and shit. Going to be SO many tears.
But what bothers me most about it is the absolute confidence he delivers his bollocks whilst doing so.
Those fuckers are the worst in life regardless of age.
MRS. MAX: Hello Maxy dearest. How was your day at school?
MAX: In class today, Hughie flatlined trying to get into the Yoyodyne mainframe. Rookie mistake, they're making his nan pay for a new Ono-Sendai deck. Way I see it, they shouldn't be handing an amateur matrix jockey that sorta kit if they just wanna copy some shit they see on the simstims.
MRS. MAX: That's nice, dear. Would you like some ice cream.
MAX: Nah, I got to agitate the cyber-gravel and get my homework done. I'll be back in a minute, mum.
Fight me IRL, you supercilious little dick
and you're that kid
this might have been the whole point