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What's YOUR absolute worst nightmare?
that you wouldn't either hear 5000 wasps or spot the constant flow of them in and out of that bedroom window.
dunno but fucking hell I wouldn't want to be the one to open the door
told me mam to kill me if it happened to me.
Bit of a lose/lose
reckon it'd probably be quite relaxing
or maybe your ears exploded or something
they managed to save the blanket
"probably acrylic yarn rather than wool" - mswza
1000000 times worse than wasps
they have many good songs
shame on you all for not correcting me
you rarely get more than 20odd rats per nest
plus they're mammals and you can kick them or hit them with a cricket bat
or y'know - keep them as pets
and could crawl up your legs with their horrible little feet and tails
at least wasps all you need is a massive jar with jammy water in and a few holes screwed in the top
Makes me want to clean my tongue.
Thanks for pointing it out meths.
Man came to kill it last week. He said it was as big as a space hopper.
I have basically written off everything in the attic now.
or just one giant wasp?
to not enter a room for 3 months
Hm probably ending up in a loveless suburban marriage with dickhead kids, a worsening weight problem, a dull job that doesn't pay enough (and debt up to my eyeballs) and little hope of escape
And then coming home to find some wasps had fucking eaten my bed
I pronounce it like rhyming with the first syllable of "tosspot".
A friend of mine pronounces it like it rhymes with the first syllable of the surname of This Is Your Life host Michael Aspell.
I believe the latter way is not only wrong, but perhaps dangerous
wah-sp, it's great
used to do a bee blog http://telling-the-bees.blogspot.co.uk but deleted most of the posts
good bee cake
the pest controller that sorted this out was on the radio yesterday.
at one point he said "well, I went into the room in my overalls, closed the windows and approached the bed. I tell you, when they came up, it was like a swarm of bees...only it was wasps."