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i had a burrito for lunch.
oh my god i love burritos.
(I had rivita and cottage cheese)
aren't they just
before tearing its flour shell apart with his teeth with reckless abandon, grains of rice falling from the gash like a hail storm of tiny penises
come on don't leave me in suspense
the juices streaming along his firm, clenched fist. His other hand slowly tears at the foil, ripping it apart to reveal the vulnerable, naked tortilla beneath, uncovered and aching to return to his mouth.
finish me off ma0sm, I am at your mercy.
he looked down as the soft orgy of ingredients approached his mouth, bits of beef swimming in guacamole like a contestant in the final round of the Krypton factor when they go through the mud, but not moving. A lightning bolt of sensation sends waves of pleasure through his entire being as his tongue comes into contact with the sour cream, patiently awaiting the inevitable consumption a bit like when that shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
Phoowrrr I'm totally going to knock another one out. BRB.
I've got mushroom soup and a marmite roll
wrap the whole lot if foil
but it appears to just be liquified parsnip and curry powder
Bar Burrito was my Tuesday night treat between work and band practise.
i turned up late, the other two were already set up. In my defence it was because I brought fish and chips and a load of beers (like santa). I wolfed the fish and chips down like some sort of eating machine and necked a beer to make me a better person.
Launched right into a song with too many syllables in too little time when suddenly the necked beer decided it was time to burp, while the fish and chips decided to stand in the way. Mid sentence, before I even felt it happening, I vommed like a blunderbus.
The other two didn't even notice at first, but then looked over when they noticed the singing had stopped. I cleaned the mic the best I could, and thankfully it still worked.
If you'd done that on stage, you'd be top of the DiSers album charts by now.
and might pick up some crisps
Just had a sandwich instead because I didn't want to have post-burrito slump in my one o'clock meeting. Turns out I don't actually have to do anything for it so I've basically made a huge mistake.
I'm so jealous of your burrito.
They gave me a shit burrito.
but I'd have chosen meat and rice.
I succumbed. Then realised how difficult it is to eat a McD's without a drink.
pack of crisps
think the batch van lady's done you there.
Yes, it was tasty stuff. Fattending too i recon.
All it cost me was a retweet. When they asked if I wanted guacamole (which usually costs £1) I said "Oh yes"
pizza and beer for dinner
cheese + mustard sarnie
sea salt sunbites
can o' sprite
I did it again.
What a day.
It's the future.
It's basically a burger in a wrap.
I "invented" it when I ran out of rolls.
Forgot to get a patent.
Coming soon: Dogerrito.