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ma0sm [Edit] [Delete] 43 replies 12:40, 28 August '14

i had a burrito for lunch.

oh my god i love burritos.

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  • fuck off mate

    (I had rivita and cottage cheese)

    zxcvbnm- | 28 Aug '14, 12:41 | X
    • you ate rivita by choice?

      ma0sm @zxcvbnm- | 28 Aug '14, 12:41 | X
    • Is that own brand Ryvita?

      steinbolt @zxcvbnm- | 28 Aug '14, 12:51 | X
  • oh, they're very good

    foppyish | 28 Aug '14, 12:41 | X
    • aren't they just foppyish

      aren't they just

      ma0sm @foppyish | 28 Aug '14, 12:42 | X
  • I love you

    marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 12:43 | X
    ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
    • he said to the burrito

      before tearing its flour shell apart with his teeth with reckless abandon, grains of rice falling from the gash like a hail storm of tiny penises

      ma0sm @marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 12:48 | X
      • keep going

        marilyninthesky @ma0sm | 28 Aug '14, 12:49 | X
        Epimer, ElthamsmateOwen, sadpunk, and TheWza this'd this
        • i'm still in the disables, waiting

          come on don't leave me in suspense

          marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 14:51 | X
          • a trail of salsa glides escapes down the side of his hand,

            the juices streaming along his firm, clenched fist. His other hand slowly tears at the foil, ripping it apart to reveal the vulnerable, naked tortilla beneath, uncovered and aching to return to his mouth.

            ma0sm @marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 16:55 | X
            • aaaaand I'm done.

              sadpunk @ma0sm | 28 Aug '14, 17:01 | X
              • I.came.hard.

                marilyninthesky @sadpunk | 28 Aug '14, 17:12 | X
                • I'm so nearly there.

                  finish me off ma0sm, I am at your mercy.

                  ElthamsmateOwen @marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 17:13 | X
                  • his draw dropped, drenched with saliva to lubricate the impending penetration

                    he looked down as the soft orgy of ingredients approached his mouth, bits of beef swimming in guacamole like a contestant in the final round of the Krypton factor when they go through the mud, but not moving. A lightning bolt of sensation sends waves of pleasure through his entire being as his tongue comes into contact with the sour cream, patiently awaiting the inevitable consumption a bit like when that shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.

                    ma0sm @ElthamsmateOwen | 28 Aug '14, 17:20 | X
                    • Phoowrrr I'm totally going to knock another one out. BRB.

                      marilyninthesky @ma0sm | 28 Aug '14, 17:29 | X
  • never had a burrito, should probably sort that

    I've got mushroom soup and a marmite roll

    Slicky | 28 Aug '14, 12:46 | X
    • put the soup in the roll

      wrap the whole lot if foil

      homemade burrito!

      zxcvbnm- @Slicky | 28 Aug '14, 12:47 | X
    • U WOT M8?

      ma0sm @Slicky | 28 Aug '14, 12:48 | X
  • im eating something that claims to be mulligatawny soup

    but it appears to just be liquified parsnip and curry powder

    inside-outside | 28 Aug '14, 12:48 | X
  • I too love a burrito!

    Bar Burrito was my Tuesday night treat between work and band practise.

    sadpunk | 28 Aug '14, 12:49 | X
    • that reminds me of a mildly traumatic, glutenous band practice

      i turned up late, the other two were already set up. In my defence it was because I brought fish and chips and a load of beers (like santa). I wolfed the fish and chips down like some sort of eating machine and necked a beer to make me a better person.

      Launched right into a song with too many syllables in too little time when suddenly the necked beer decided it was time to burp, while the fish and chips decided to stand in the way. Mid sentence, before I even felt it happening, I vommed like a blunderbus.

      The other two didn't even notice at first, but then looked over when they noticed the singing had stopped. I cleaned the mic the best I could, and thankfully it still worked.

      ma0sm @sadpunk | 28 Aug '14, 12:53 | X
      • Lovely stuff.

        If you'd done that on stage, you'd be top of the DiSers album charts by now.

        sadpunk @ma0sm | 28 Aug '14, 13:08 | X
  • gonna have a bagel with coronation chicken

    and might pick up some crisps
    #offthewagon

    chris-budget | 28 Aug '14, 12:50 | X
  • I really wanted a burrito for lunch

    Just had a sandwich instead because I didn't want to have post-burrito slump in my one o'clock meeting. Turns out I don't actually have to do anything for it so I've basically made a huge mistake.

    Epimer | 28 Aug '14, 12:51 | X
  • I had a salad with chicken.

    I'm so jealous of your burrito.

    ElthamsmateOwen | 28 Aug '14, 12:52 | X
  • I went to the multiple choice place!

    They gave me a shit burrito.

    Royter-Hatfood | 28 Aug '14, 13:09 | X
    • each to their own

      but I'd have chosen meat and rice.

      sadpunk @Royter-Hatfood | 28 Aug '14, 13:10 | X
      colon_closed_bracket, ElthamsmateOwen, ma0sm, Epimer, and Lucien this'd this
      • Square

        Royter-Hatfood @sadpunk | 28 Aug '14, 14:46 | X
  • They were giving away vouchers for Big Mac and medium fries for £1.99

    I succumbed. Then realised how difficult it is to eat a McD's without a drink.

    colon_closed_bracket | 28 Aug '14, 13:10 | X
  • An authentic New York deli roll from the batch van lady

    pack of crisps

    Chip_Batch | 28 Aug '14, 13:14 | X
    • doesn't sound very authentic

      think the batch van lady's done you there.

      crisps @Chip_Batch | 28 Aug '14, 13:20 | X
  • Ham sandwich, crisps

    BURRITO BASTARD

    blobcow | 28 Aug '14, 13:17 | X
    • first draft of Prefab Sprout lyrics lacked flow

      Epimer @blobcow | 28 Aug '14, 14:58 | X
      ma0sm this'd this
  • *EVERYTHING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDButnEa320

    chickenbones | 28 Aug '14, 13:31 | X
  • where from?

    ethricdouble | 28 Aug '14, 14:48 | X
  • I just had mushroom taglettelee

    wonderful stuff.

    marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 14:52 | X
    • is it anything like tagliatelle?

      ethricdouble @marilyninthesky | 28 Aug '14, 17:17 | X
      • :'D

        Yes, it was tasty stuff. Fattending too i recon.

        marilyninthesky @ethricdouble | 28 Aug '14, 17:22 | X
  • I had a free burrito from Chilangos at the weekend

    All it cost me was a retweet. When they asked if I wanted guacamole (which usually costs £1) I said "Oh yes"

    eltham | 28 Aug '14, 17:14 | X
  • kimchi noodles and pistachio ice cream for lunch

    pizza and beer for dinner

    DarwinDude | 28 Aug '14, 17:17 | X
  • i had a proper packed lunch

    cheese + mustard sarnie
    sea salt sunbites
    bounty bar
    can o' sprite

    ethricdouble | 28 Aug '14, 17:26 | X
  • GUYS

    I did it again.

    What a day.

    ma0sm | 17 Oct '14, 12:26 | X
  • Burgerrito

    It's the future.
    It's basically a burger in a wrap.
    I "invented" it when I ran out of rolls.
    Forgot to get a patent.
    Coming soon: Dogerrito.

    sean | 17 Oct '14, 12:28 | X
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