the juices streaming along his firm, clenched fist. His other hand slowly tears at the foil, ripping it apart to reveal the vulnerable, naked tortilla beneath, uncovered and aching to return to his mouth.
he looked down as the soft orgy of ingredients approached his mouth, bits of beef swimming in guacamole like a contestant in the final round of the Krypton factor when they go through the mud, but not moving. A lightning bolt of sensation sends waves of pleasure through his entire being as his tongue comes into contact with the sour cream, patiently awaiting the inevitable consumption a bit like when that shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
Phoowrrr I'm totally going to knock another one out. BRB.
i turned up late, the other two were already set up. In my defence it was because I brought fish and chips and a load of beers (like santa). I wolfed the fish and chips down like some sort of eating machine and necked a beer to make me a better person.
Launched right into a song with too many syllables in too little time when suddenly the necked beer decided it was time to burp, while the fish and chips decided to stand in the way. Mid sentence, before I even felt it happening, I vommed like a blunderbus.
The other two didn't even notice at first, but then looked over when they noticed the singing had stopped. I cleaned the mic the best I could, and thankfully it still worked.
Just had a sandwich instead because I didn't want to have post-burrito slump in my one o'clock meeting. Turns out I don't actually have to do anything for it so I've basically made a huge mistake.
fuck off mate
(I had rivita and cottage cheese)
you ate rivita by choice?
Is that own brand Ryvita?
oh, they're very good
aren't they just foppyish
aren't they just
I love you
he said to the burrito
before tearing its flour shell apart with his teeth with reckless abandon, grains of rice falling from the gash like a hail storm of tiny penises
keep going
i'm still in the disables, waiting
come on don't leave me in suspense
a trail of salsa glides escapes down the side of his hand,
the juices streaming along his firm, clenched fist. His other hand slowly tears at the foil, ripping it apart to reveal the vulnerable, naked tortilla beneath, uncovered and aching to return to his mouth.
aaaaand I'm done.
I.came.hard.
I'm so nearly there.
finish me off ma0sm, I am at your mercy.
his draw dropped, drenched with saliva to lubricate the impending penetration
he looked down as the soft orgy of ingredients approached his mouth, bits of beef swimming in guacamole like a contestant in the final round of the Krypton factor when they go through the mud, but not moving. A lightning bolt of sensation sends waves of pleasure through his entire being as his tongue comes into contact with the sour cream, patiently awaiting the inevitable consumption a bit like when that shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
Phoowrrr I'm totally going to knock another one out. BRB.
never had a burrito, should probably sort that
I've got mushroom soup and a marmite roll
put the soup in the roll
wrap the whole lot if foil
homemade burrito!
U WOT M8?
im eating something that claims to be mulligatawny soup
but it appears to just be liquified parsnip and curry powder
I too love a burrito!
Bar Burrito was my Tuesday night treat between work and band practise.
that reminds me of a mildly traumatic, glutenous band practice
i turned up late, the other two were already set up. In my defence it was because I brought fish and chips and a load of beers (like santa). I wolfed the fish and chips down like some sort of eating machine and necked a beer to make me a better person.
Launched right into a song with too many syllables in too little time when suddenly the necked beer decided it was time to burp, while the fish and chips decided to stand in the way. Mid sentence, before I even felt it happening, I vommed like a blunderbus.
The other two didn't even notice at first, but then looked over when they noticed the singing had stopped. I cleaned the mic the best I could, and thankfully it still worked.
Lovely stuff.
If you'd done that on stage, you'd be top of the DiSers album charts by now.
gonna have a bagel with coronation chicken
and might pick up some crisps
#offthewagon
I really wanted a burrito for lunch
Just had a sandwich instead because I didn't want to have post-burrito slump in my one o'clock meeting. Turns out I don't actually have to do anything for it so I've basically made a huge mistake.
I had a salad with chicken.
I'm so jealous of your burrito.
I went to the multiple choice place!
They gave me a shit burrito.
each to their own
but I'd have chosen meat and rice.
Square
They were giving away vouchers for Big Mac and medium fries for £1.99
I succumbed. Then realised how difficult it is to eat a McD's without a drink.
An authentic New York deli roll from the batch van lady
pack of crisps
doesn't sound very authentic
think the batch van lady's done you there.
Ham sandwich, crisps
BURRITO BASTARD
first draft of Prefab Sprout lyrics lacked flow
*EVERYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDButnEa320
where from?
I just had mushroom taglettelee
wonderful stuff.
is it anything like tagliatelle?
:'D
Yes, it was tasty stuff. Fattending too i recon.
I had a free burrito from Chilangos at the weekend
All it cost me was a retweet. When they asked if I wanted guacamole (which usually costs £1) I said "Oh yes"
kimchi noodles and pistachio ice cream for lunch
pizza and beer for dinner
i had a proper packed lunch
cheese + mustard sarnie
sea salt sunbites
bounty bar
can o' sprite
GUYS
I did it again.
What a day.
Burgerrito
It's the future.
It's basically a burger in a wrap.
I "invented" it when I ran out of rolls.
Forgot to get a patent.
Coming soon: Dogerrito.