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Who do you really fancy and what do you want them to achieve?
I dunno... stay on countryfile?
He presumably means Ellie Harrison, and I second the wish for her to achieve continuing Countryfile presence.
it's Ellie Harrison
(too sexist to normally bother learning their names tbh tbf)
but right now I really fancy a chocolate bar, a nice creamy, milky, bubbly one like a wispa. I'd like a wispa from the local shop to suddenly gain some misguided form of enlightenment that i would be the best person to devour it and the ability to teleport itself to my desk in the next 10 seconds.
i've half a packet of minstrels up for grabs (i can't eat them)
they may be able to achieve enlightenment fairly swiftly.
but alas no such luck. (thanks anyway)
i really fancy georgiabeth and hope she gets a good job soon that is more reliable than her current one
I really fancy Simon from Biffy Clyro and I really want him to achieve full body orgasms with yours truly.
and I hope you help to make the next season of the walking dead a huge success! x
I was fancying ant (he plays Glenn).
don't mind if she wins. I was in brighton the other day, didn't see her. She was probably baking.
She's so cool.
but is she the one who looks like shes got a lego head?
I might be thinking of someone else. She looks lovely and I would give my left nad to hold hands with her for a few minutes :)
I'll ask her on Twitter now
but sometimes if I'm around girls that are really nice I feel like they're burning me with their decency and I have to leave the room. I imagine martha is one of these girls.
I just want one of your balls tbh
h_y_g DELETE MY SEMI-PAEDO WORDS UP THERE THIS INSTANT!!!!
fella: 'Boss, i can't some in today - i'm sick'
boss: ' what do you mean, you're sick?'
fella: ' boss - i'm very, very sick'
boss: 'well exactly how sick are you?'
fella: ' i'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough for you?'
I don't know why there's a competitive aspect to the show
Just let them bake nice looking stuff and frolic in the fields for a bit
Then she comes in and mucks it all up with her judgments
I can't be bothered to make a kitchen innuendo though
I quite like the Irishman's beard too, in a platonic way.