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Just realised I'd gone pervcore when I walked past a beach openly carrying binoculars
When do all y'all roll pervcore?
that could be farcically misunderstood to a potentially life-destroying degree
Followed by "you'll be glad to get off your feet then"
hey, why is it that supermarket cashiers get to sit down but clothes/other retail cashiers don't? so unfair.
you might have to go find another size or something. And since there's not a constant queue like in food, when you're not serving customers you're expected to be tidying or puting out new stock
over 50 currently, apparently the older you are the dirtier you are, young people seem to be able to always have their actions and words interpreted far more favourably
you're total pervcore. but you're OUR pervcore <3
22 year old: "fancy a hand job?"
me: *badly concealed embarrassment and arousal*
55 year old: "fancy a hand job?"
me: *badly concealed shock and terror*
could really be construed, pal
he just wants to smell her arm, it's completely innocent
i was just watching pulp fiction, and (one of) my cat(s) is on my lap
and it gets to the scene where it's, like, bruce willis is motorboating his gf
and my cat looks up to me like
and i look down at it like
felt really like when you go to a gig or the cinema with your housemate's gf (also your housemate) and there's major sexual tension
you get me?
severely be misinterpreted.
But 'I used to know what you mean, when I was younger'