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Everything else about your life is the same.
I need to read up on my greek myths.
I'm a twat.
i think my life would be a bit different regardless of option
i don't even like the foo fighters anymore so your offers of free gig tickets is not appealing
Guess, we'd have to ask Balonz.
might have been just crashing there for a bit
and Daedalus designed it.
Whatever happened to a good Classical education?
I've got a bull's brain, it's tough even typing up posts to be honest
I have (+other books) and it makes being a Minotaur seem like a bit of a drag tbh
Centaur for me cheers
However the song by Buck 65 'The Centaur' makes life as a half-horse guy sound a bit trying as well. Tough call.
I still choose minotaur
really liked them as a teenager
legs - yes
upper body - stacked
face - no qualitative difference to current
horns - possibly annoying, possibly useful
Too many ribs.
I reckon a rugged fellow with a decent job like the minotaur probably gets loads of chicks tbh tbf.
not seeing any downsides.
Don't need them, less stuff to buy!
enjoy your life as half-man half horse!
Private parts really far away from hands.
it would seem.
horses don't need gyms.
In fact I could enter horse races (if they'd let me)
that don't allow pets
I'd be a centaur or a minotaur, I'd be chasing centaur or minotaur tail, and getting some sort of centaur or minotaur job?
Can I stay human, please?
I'd be a Minotaur over a Cenataur though, it just seems like more fun.
DDA means you can keep your existing job if you want it.
And no you can't stay fucking human.
What do you think this is?
that'd help with the transition. I think I'd need another one of those workstation assessments from H&S first though, (with the monsterous new head n all) that'd be annoying.
you haven't explained this, sorry.
is a team player and approaches work with a 'can do' attitude I reckon it'd fine.
some of my best friends are centaurs.
I'd front a heavy metal band and tour the world. A metal frontman with massive horns? They'd love me they would.
Kerrang!: What would you say your influences are?
Me: I've got really big fucking horns.
Kerrang!: Fair point.
A Minotaur might have trouble squeezing onto the bus, especially if it's packed
You keep the head and arms of a human, which are pretty much the important things, and get the ability to move really fucking fast and take people for rides, thus providing an endless source of income as a tour guide.
was thinking you could infiltrate the Grand National or something, and either win it and loads of money or just sabotage it and talk about liberating your brothers and sisters whilst you gore all the jockeys
You're a centaur in this scenario.
Talk about wanting your cake.
rekindling the careers of Black Beauty, Mr Ed, Janet Street Porter, etc