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words for the female equivalent of a 'boner'

hedgehog [Edit] [Delete] 54 replies 20:46, 13 August '14

men can get stiffies, boners, hard-ons etc, what do women get? "Wide-ons"!?
Gimme some good words.

Asking for my erotic novel obv.

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clit throb

marilyninthesky | 13 Aug '14, 20:49 | X

Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
dripping like a fucked fridge

Parsefone | 13 Aug '14, 20:50 | X
Wide-on

xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 20:55 | X

RFWare, andyvine, ElthamsmateOwen, imaperv, and alcxxk this'd this
Also a friend yesterday (female) used the term

"Milky"

xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 20:55 | X
- milky!?
  
  ughhhhhhhhh
  
  hedgehog @xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 21:03 | X
a raging balonz

ma0sm | 13 Aug '14, 20:57 | X

RFWare this'd this
clammy tunnel.

A_TROPHY_of_sorts | 13 Aug '14, 21:00 | X
A Great British Bake Off

RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 21:01 | X
a fucking trumpet

PinkyBrain | 13 Aug '14, 21:05 | X
The fanny gallops

jack_on_fire | 13 Aug '14, 21:06 | X

hedgehog this'd this
ladyboner

http://www.reddit.com/r/ladyboners

shadyadie | 13 Aug '14, 21:08 | X

lemonbrickcombo this'd this
- someone start a riot grrl band with me called The Ladyboners
  
  marilyninthesky @shadyadie | 13 Aug '14, 22:32 | X
  
  RFWare, SarahIsPi, and andyvine this'd this
  - in
    
    nice_squirrel @marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 21:58 | X
    
    hedgehog this'd this
Renaissance

RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 21:09 | X
tunnel

NYFYO | 13 Aug '14, 21:34 | X
An associate uses the phrase 'foaming at the gash'

I frown at him, obvs.

saps | 13 Aug '14, 21:57 | X

fellover this'd this
fizzy knickers

snail trail

legz_akimbo | 13 Aug '14, 22:25 | X
Stuart Binny

funkycow | 13 Aug '14, 22:30 | X

colonel_getafe and ma0sm this'd this
Savage Garden

RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 22:30 | X

badmanreturns this'd this
Sheffield Wednesday

Parsefone | 13 Aug '14, 22:33 | X

Loui_Tacceh and SarahIsPi this'd this
beaner

/not racist

feedthecollapse | 13 Aug '14, 22:33 | X
goner

shrewbie | 13 Aug '14, 22:47 | X
The medical term is pussy hysteria.

Lucien | 13 Aug '14, 22:53 | X
- pussy riot
  
  tatesmithee @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 07:38 | X
- pussy zit
  
  ma0sm @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 10:16 | X
active volcano

Oh_Shangri-La | 13 Aug '14, 22:57 | X
moist minge

roygbiv | 13 Aug '14, 22:57 | X
heard a friend of a friend of an aquaintence

once asked someone to "work up a bit of a slime for me"

DarwinDude | 14 Aug '14, 01:03 | X

Lucien this'd this
- Omg
  
  I thought "milky" was bad
  
  hedgehog @DarwinDude | 14 Aug '14, 01:12 | X
  
  ma0sm this'd this
  - ew
    
    marilyninthesky @hedgehog | 14 Aug '14, 09:42 | X
    
    andyvine this'd this
Buttered turkey flap

in_wainbows | 14 Aug '14, 02:17 | X
vajoner

voner

i just made those up

GoatmeatMF | 14 Aug '14, 08:51 | X
Fanny Tsunami

sister-ray | 14 Aug '14, 09:26 | X
Mick Hucknall

lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 09:34 | X
The idea of someone seriously using the phrase foaming at the gash

has made me laugh every time I've opened this thread

Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 09:34 | X
- (i.e. twice)
  
  Lucien @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 09:35 | X
  - Just got me.
    
    meths @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 20:08 | X
    
    Smee this'd this
wettie

fidel_catstro | 14 Aug '14, 09:35 | X
Gone full saps

funkycow | 14 Aug '14, 09:39 | X

saps this'd this
- I'd be so proud if this went viral.
  
  saps @funkycow | 14 Aug '14, 12:27 | X
  
  funkycow this'd this
my former colleagues used to refer to is as a

'wide on'

ElthamsmateOwen | 14 Aug '14, 09:40 | X
Friend of my referred to the girls in her office

'sitting in puddles' when a TV star came in and said hello. I think that works for this.

Ichor | 14 Aug '14, 09:40 | X
I don't understand the wide on concept

What is a wide on???? When the vagina becomes wide, but how? How does it become wide?

marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 12:34 | X
- when a thing, or combination of things, turns you on
  
  http://tinyurl.com/8mxjn9k
  
  Lucien @marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 12:56 | X
moisty

lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 14:47 | X
sigur ros' second album

colon_closed_bracket | 14 Aug '14, 16:08 | X

WhiteLightWhiteCity this'd this
Ched Evans

Bombtrack | 14 Aug '14, 16:47 | X
Swooncup

stickboy | 14 Aug '14, 16:48 | X

Smee and TheWza this'd this
total vicar

fidel_catstro | 14 Aug '14, 16:51 | X
witchcraft

lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 16:52 | X
gape

lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 16:52 | X
- japes*
  
  hedgehog @lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 21:15 | X
Juicy

hermano | 14 Aug '14, 18:36 | X
a friend at school used to say

(imagine this in a strong Gloucestershire accent) "If I had no legs, I'd be leaving snail trails".

nice_squirrel | 14 Aug '14, 21:57 | X

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