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words for the female equivalent of a 'boner'

hedgehog [Edit] [Delete] 54 replies 20:46, 13 August '14

men can get stiffies, boners, hard-ons etc, what do women get? "Wide-ons"!?
Gimme some good words.

Asking for my erotic novel obv.

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  • clit throb

    marilyninthesky | 13 Aug '14, 20:49 | X
    Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
  • dripping like a fucked fridge

    Parsefone | 13 Aug '14, 20:50 | X
  • Wide-on

    xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 20:55 | X
    RFWare, andyvine, ElthamsmateOwen, imaperv, and alcxxk this'd this
  • Also a friend yesterday (female) used the term

    "Milky"

    xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 20:55 | X
    • milky!?

      ughhhhhhhhh

      hedgehog @xylopwn | 13 Aug '14, 21:03 | X
  • a raging balonz

    ma0sm | 13 Aug '14, 20:57 | X
    RFWare this'd this
  • clammy tunnel.

    A_TROPHY_of_sorts | 13 Aug '14, 21:00 | X
  • A Great British Bake Off

    RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 21:01 | X
  • a fucking trumpet

    PinkyBrain | 13 Aug '14, 21:05 | X
  • The fanny gallops

    jack_on_fire | 13 Aug '14, 21:06 | X
    hedgehog this'd this
  • ladyboner

    http://www.reddit.com/r/ladyboners

    shadyadie | 13 Aug '14, 21:08 | X
    lemonbrickcombo this'd this
    • someone start a riot grrl band with me called The Ladyboners

      marilyninthesky @shadyadie | 13 Aug '14, 22:32 | X
      RFWare, SarahIsPi, and andyvine this'd this
      • in

        nice_squirrel @marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 21:58 | X
        hedgehog this'd this
  • Renaissance

    RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 21:09 | X
  • tunnel

    NYFYO | 13 Aug '14, 21:34 | X
  • An associate uses the phrase 'foaming at the gash'

    I frown at him, obvs.

    saps | 13 Aug '14, 21:57 | X
    fellover this'd this
  • fizzy knickers

    snail trail

    legz_akimbo | 13 Aug '14, 22:25 | X
  • Stuart Binny

    funkycow | 13 Aug '14, 22:30 | X
    colonel_getafe and ma0sm this'd this
  • Savage Garden

    RFWare | 13 Aug '14, 22:30 | X
    badmanreturns this'd this
  • Sheffield Wednesday

    Parsefone | 13 Aug '14, 22:33 | X
    Loui_Tacceh and SarahIsPi this'd this
  • beaner

    /not racist

    feedthecollapse | 13 Aug '14, 22:33 | X
  • goner

    shrewbie | 13 Aug '14, 22:47 | X
  • The medical term is pussy hysteria.

    Lucien | 13 Aug '14, 22:53 | X
    • pussy riot

      tatesmithee @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 07:38 | X
    • pussy zit

      ma0sm @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 10:16 | X
  • active volcano

    Oh_Shangri-La | 13 Aug '14, 22:57 | X
  • moist minge

    roygbiv | 13 Aug '14, 22:57 | X
  • heard a friend of a friend of an aquaintence

    once asked someone to "work up a bit of a slime for me"

    DarwinDude | 14 Aug '14, 01:03 | X
    Lucien this'd this
    • Omg

      I thought "milky" was bad

      hedgehog @DarwinDude | 14 Aug '14, 01:12 | X
      ma0sm this'd this
      • ew

        marilyninthesky @hedgehog | 14 Aug '14, 09:42 | X
        andyvine this'd this
  • Buttered turkey flap

    in_wainbows | 14 Aug '14, 02:17 | X
  • vajoner

    voner

    i just made those up

    GoatmeatMF | 14 Aug '14, 08:51 | X
  • Fanny Tsunami

    sister-ray | 14 Aug '14, 09:26 | X
  • Mick Hucknall

    lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 09:34 | X
  • The idea of someone seriously using the phrase foaming at the gash

    has made me laugh every time I've opened this thread

    Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 09:34 | X
    • (i.e. twice)

      Lucien @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 09:35 | X
      • Just got me.

        meths @Lucien | 14 Aug '14, 20:08 | X
        Smee this'd this
  • wettie

    fidel_catstro | 14 Aug '14, 09:35 | X
  • Gone full saps

    funkycow | 14 Aug '14, 09:39 | X
    saps this'd this
    • I'd be so proud if this went viral.

      saps @funkycow | 14 Aug '14, 12:27 | X
      funkycow this'd this
  • my former colleagues used to refer to is as a

    'wide on'

    ElthamsmateOwen | 14 Aug '14, 09:40 | X
  • Friend of my referred to the girls in her office

    'sitting in puddles' when a TV star came in and said hello. I think that works for this.

    Ichor | 14 Aug '14, 09:40 | X
  • I don't understand the wide on concept

    What is a wide on???? When the vagina becomes wide, but how? How does it become wide?

    marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 12:34 | X
    • when a thing, or combination of things, turns you on

      http://tinyurl.com/8mxjn9k

      Lucien @marilyninthesky | 14 Aug '14, 12:56 | X
  • moisty

    lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 14:47 | X
  • sigur ros' second album

    colon_closed_bracket | 14 Aug '14, 16:08 | X
    WhiteLightWhiteCity this'd this
  • Ched Evans

    Bombtrack | 14 Aug '14, 16:47 | X
  • Swooncup

    stickboy | 14 Aug '14, 16:48 | X
    Smee and TheWza this'd this
  • total vicar

    fidel_catstro | 14 Aug '14, 16:51 | X
  • witchcraft

    lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 16:52 | X
  • gape

    lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 16:52 | X
    • japes*

      hedgehog @lemonbrickcombo | 14 Aug '14, 21:15 | X
  • Juicy

    hermano | 14 Aug '14, 18:36 | X
  • a friend at school used to say

    (imagine this in a strong Gloucestershire accent) "If I had no legs, I'd be leaving snail trails".

    nice_squirrel | 14 Aug '14, 21:57 | X
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