What is it?
How did you come by it?
Where do you keep it?
When are you going on holiday?
And just in case you think I'm starting this thread to find out whose place to burgle, I'll throw my own details into the pot.
I've got a watch that cost about £30. I bought it in New Mexico. It's in my drawer in my room. I'm not going on holiday because I'm skint. Cheers.