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I was at some gardens at the weekend thinking that it was unlikely that a fight would break out and none did.
and then, even though there is loads of space, someone comes and sets up really near you and then you fantasise about smashing their ugly loud mouth in?
If I spontaneously combust please let everyone know.
thanks guys, this is sort of what i was hoping for
I was at my GP’s a few years back and some twat was swearing and being mouthy to the lady on reception so I told him to shut up and watch his language as there was young kids in there, he offered me out side for a fight which I laughed at. He took massive offense to my reaction and said he’d be waiting for me out side after he’d seen the GP, which I laughed at again.
He was nowhere to be seen when I left.
I'm suggesting that the offensive man was in fact one of the other GPs lol
And I liked it. Bravo, sir.
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Photographer got back from a job, parked his car blocking the managing director's car in by mistake, MD lost his shit and attacked him in the office. It was more pushing and shoving than a fight but still a bit of a surprise. I decided to start looking for a new job that very evening.
Fuck you, Hollywood.
A few rows back from the front.
Was on a date with a rugby player and there was about 3 chav girls who just kicked off with each other. Was a bit of a mood breaker and she never text me back :'(
hair pulling and the works. Someone had cheated on someone with someone - or something. Security were pretty swift to get them out though.
my housemate's dad tried to punch another dad at the bit where the parents take photos of you throwing mortarboards in the air.
and I guess the other dad was getting in the way of my housemate's dad's camera? He was an angry man in general. He didn't manage to get a punch in because some other parents pulled them apart. It was hilarious.
Smartly dressed businessman type suddenly started twatting the side of the double decker and telling it to 'fuck off back to Leeds where it had come from', for no obvious reason. This was at about 10am. Best part was the seemingly nonplussed driver waiting til the guy had given up and walked off, popping the door open and shouting, "and a merry christmas to you too sir", to which the fellow turned and shouted the loudest "FUCK OFF" I've ever heard. Barmy.