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Use this thread to tell others about any sweet bumholes you've come across etc
at any point during it
ridin' ta Elliot smith
by occasionally crying out your GF's best friend's name.
Will report back. Thanks, casseroles!
make sure its nice and syrupy
You need to set the scene. Pretend you're fans of rival football teams, start with some name calling and then move on to face spitting. Read her reactions and keep the pace until you're wildly stabbing at her neck with scissors. Best. Climax. Ever.
Will make you seem dead classy.
foreplay is hubris
intense unbroken eye contact whilst both tugging off a dog is something too beautiful for words