This guy leaves today.
We just had his leaving presentation. I didn't sign his card or put in for his collection.
I thought about going to the toilet while his presentation was happening but that would have been too obvious and probably ruder than I want to be.
So I had to be content with being the only person sat down, looking at their monitor, with an earbud in listening to Speedy Ortiz.
I'm not proud of myself.