It's that time of year again, when the DiS social board regulars untouched by fair female hand have a massive cry when someone points out that the football season starts in literally a week's time. Rather than being an AbsKelly or a no-class (he's done you there, lads!!!) and whining about transfer windows still being open or a lack of interest in the non-vulgarball stuff, tuck your tiny willies back into your y-fronts and get making your baseless footy predos. You've got until Cardiff and Blackburn kick off in seven days time.
MANAGER OF THE YEAR:
PLAYER OF THE YEAR:
Just for fun, lads...just for fun.