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or just one glove at least?
one glove on your non-throwing hand.
Perfect size and weight.
An areodynamic tuber? Have you put enough though into this?
Final answer, Balonz
Bit heavier than the apple.
Grab the stalk and throw it like a hammer.
get a rifling effect going
I could throw a peach for hours.
Good size, shape and weight.
fairly small king edward
I once had a couple of cats carrying on in the street outside my 3rd floor bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. Remembered there was a rotting onion in the vegetable keeper in the fridge. Went and got it, it was smelly as fuck and all semi-liquefying on the bit where it had been sitting. Opened bedroom window wide, chucked the onion as hard as I could. I didn't hit the cats, but it did hit the ground about 2cm from one of them and exploded, showering rotten liquefying onion all over it. Satisfaction levels into the red, my friends.
would use the stalks to swing it
use the string bits at the top to swing them round and fling them for fucking miles
Pat yourself on the back, buddy.
even a blind chicken finds a corn from time to time.
does your mum have a lot of experience with chickens
it clearly isn't
EASY, a BANANA. I'd hurl it for about half a mile.
but i reckon the leek'd disintegrate and the carrot wouldn't be as aerodynamic. Easy.
would allow you to give it a bit of a spin and think it woud just carry on and carry on, twirling and being a superfast nonstop projectile. Going to try throwing one down sauchiehall street later.
parsnip, they are just so despicable I would be very motivated
Could comfortably sling one of those 70-80 yards, no bother. Veg is less clear-cut but I reckon a perfectly-sized potato would do the trick.