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ElthamsmateOwen's feeling well horny, apparently. Though he doesn't like that word.
Direct all your filth here please.
With a bit of alone time.
I know just what I want, and boy do I know just what I need...
I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Oh, it's got to be sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the government realize
It's got to be funky sexy ladies?
Just feel like a sweaty mess near constantly.
was quite close to being a decent film. Has anyone read the book?
Not too sure how I feel about James McAvoy, something not quite right about him in it.
really grim ending though, right?
it's the little bit after 'the end' that I quite enjoyed though.
I was going to watch it tonight
it's on netflix now
Makes a change from uhming and ahing over whether I should finally give in to temptation and watch 'Half Baked'.
ideally in the toilets
ideally in the next 40 minutes or so
can you arrange this?
or just anyone who works in your office?
..no im scared..
but in one of the sofa rooms so it's more comfortable. If you could install a lock on this room too, that would be great.
it's all coming out now innit
for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
that's often a winner
I don't want to say her surname though, cause she could google it.
i would love to give dissers boners and clit throbs at work from all the way over here
(i'm lying on my bed)
heard from other people that they had MOOD LIGHTING and a JACUZZI
she obviously didn't tell me because she didn't want me to think my parents are sexually active, but she did tell me about the food
Bon Iver brings me a pork chop as an afternoon surprise. Bon Iver fluffs up the bed, even though I rolled out after him. Bon Iver fills my ‘I Love Books’ mug with dandelions.
He is damp and dirty from chores and cooking. (I haven’t left my writing table today.) He has lamb fluff and wood chips on his flannel. (I’m wearing the socks he knitted for me, and my fingernails are clean.)
'This is awfully nice,' I say, as he braids my hair.
'Baby, you deserve it,' Bon Iver says. 'You work so hard.'
Either that or you should be on a register with USB bum guy
That was my hilarious response to fluffybum
I shouldn't be in this thread, should I?
and my tran is fading. last week I was sunbathing every day and lookeds and felt so vibrant, I practically reeked of the boaby.
not tran, hahaha.
until next WEDNESDAY
next Thursday there will be a new filth thread so until then bump this one if you're getting any filthy thoughts, you filthy bunch of bastards