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is somebody's number blahblahblah
do you ever just say yes, even though you don't know?
someone is work
I had a wrong number yesterday. someone looking for clyde or clive or something. wanted to do some #banter but it was far too early and took enough concentration just to work out whether I even was clive or not
Whether I know the number or not.
Jesus, it's catching.
I just say 'erm let me think' till they say, 's'ok got it'
'not sure, have you checked their profile (on the intranet)?'
or 'Let me have a look on their profile which is on the intranet site*' so they know for next time
* that's not what we call it, it has a name but I'm not saying
OH AND IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THREAD UNTIL THAT HAPPENED
play a trick on the people you work with it's great crack/craic honestly
"well, what do YOU think is the answer?"
That way I do no work, and everyone thinks I'm mega perceptive and reflective as they manage to work out the answer themselves thanks to my inspiring words.
don't even know my own
so we just type their name into the phone.
dunno what you savages are on about
join the 21st century, friend
I'd love to say this resulted in hilarious consequences, but it normally just ended in confusion for both sides.
Give me a call yeah?
(I hardly ever answer my work phone)
Fuckin hate all that 00353 bollox, to many fackin numbers innit. The phone always beeps at me the first time i try cause I've taken too long.