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It's easy to mop up and you don't end up finding bits of jizz weeks later. At least, I hope you don't.
"I'm dating an incredibly voluminous ejaculator"
so it's off the list.
we have a plastic sandpit where you can take the lid off and use it for a small paddling pool. Seriously tired of sweeping wet sand from our kitchen floor.
Took nearly 2 years for all of the sand to come out.
Went to the beach before going into the Porto Primavera site a few times and when I got back home there was STILL sand in my shoes / jeans pockets. Fucking hate sand.
See, doesn't work.
Bits of tissue that your housemate leaves in their trouser pocket when they do their washing.
Roll up tobacco from when your housemate makes their cigarettes in the kitchen, walking around.
but hair and tissue in washing machine are both defs. How can one tissue become an endless horde of highly adhesive blobs?
If you're ever hosting a party where someone's brought a load, you WILL be finding that shit all over your house for the next five years.
Unless by 'party popper' you mean 'cock' and you're just talking about jizz again.
but I can't actually use it because an hour or so after applying it it is all over the parts of my face it's not meant to be on.
fills all the non air gaps.