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but we had a middle-manager type at my last job called Rodney who was a massive cunt and despised by pretty well everyone who'd had anything to do with him. When he left the company, his boss sent round one of those emails where you announce and so-and-so is leaving and how wonderful they've been and all the cool things they've achieved. Rodney did this, Rodney did that, Rodney had great success with whatever, and we wish Rodney well as he takes his many talents to wherever.
Except the email went out with the spellcheck having changed "Rodney" to "Rodent" throughout.
who was out shopping. Asked her to 'pick up some gay fever tablets'
once nearly sent out a letter suggesting that the addressee should contact the Wanking Ombudsman.
informing them that they would be offered a 'discocunt' next time they made an order