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You need to masturbate to ejaculate.
Not even true.
Whose stupid idea was this?
shouldn't expect their neighbours not to look at them when they're wanking
**a euphemism for sex I just made up
also, this one isn't about wanking
It's YOU need to masturbate to ejaculate.
ask not what a wank will do for you, ask what you will do for a wank
considered it but it wouldn't sound right.
it should've been pork
(especially in the bath, my GOD)
Give a man a wank he's happy for one day, teach a man to wank and he's happy the rest of his life
poke poke = always broke