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4 for me. 5 if you count Wales as a seperate country.
i would have thought, but perhaps jordan can elaborate
like shifting some mud around technically could be a hole, but someone walking past wouldn't say "nice hole you're making there" and not even just because they don't speak english.
A cowboy is a lonesome man
There's none more lonesome in the land,
He rides atop his only friend
His horse, a companion on whom he can depend,
His woman may be miles behind him
Sadness and desperation may find him,
But a cowboy who's wise will turn to the earth
To lend him solace and even mirth,
The earth from which all beauty springs
Such bounty, forth she always brings
He'll dig a hole with cracked, scorched hands
Pour in all the water that hole demands,
Until that earth is moist, just right
The earth'll never put up any kind of a fight
His cries of joy no one will hear
In case I am not being clear,
I'm saying that cowboy is going to fuck a hole in the ground
We all do it, that's what I have found
Any cowboy that knows that lonesome hell
Can fashion a land virginy well,
If a cowboy's seed worked like other seeds
There'd be cowboys growing across the plains like weeds.
But on 3 different continents. Oh yes.
Is that allowed?
I'm not sure... wait, what about digging a hole in snow?
This hole audit is proving much more complex than I thought it would be.
Which, as we all know, is dubious.
"what a fucking excellant question/post"