So I was doing this search (not because I agree with it, but for other reasons)
and check out the bottom of the page:
"Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe. Learn more"
so I clicked Learn more and got this: https://www.google.co.uk/policies/faq/
which was tl;dr
so my question is...
Would you rather finger your dad's anus for 180 seconds or get a 30 second rimjob from your mum?