for the fourth time in, idk, like five years? This is obviously gonna be a self absorbed whining thread so if you don't feel like that, just leave right now.

The first time I twisted this knee was, believe it or not, at Zonino – can't remember which year but probably 2008 or 2009. I completely ignored it then and was just limping with a massive swollen knee for about three or four weeks. The second and third times I was on crutches for like two weeks and my knee was so abnormally big you wouldn't even believe it (unless I manage to find one of the pics I took of it, it's just so gross though). And it fucking happened again tonight, after I'd been swimming and was like "yeah, ok, so that knee that I've twisted and ended up with a stretched (but not torn!) tendon actually feels a bit weird though, doesn't it". AAAARRRGHHH I DON'T WANT A MASSIVE FREAKY KNEE AND HAVING TO USE CRUTCHES AGAIN FOR TWO WEEKS CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOW GODDAMMIT

So there you go, self inulgent, self pitying rant from someone who only gets physically damaged whilst drunk.

Thank you.

(this link is first google hit for "ridiculous drunk")
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