who would you be? I think I might pick lucien, it'd be weird being an imaginary person for the day.
can you please go for a haircut.
do I have to?
would love to tap me some CG ass
I'd scan in the imprint of my squished ballsack and replace the DiS frontpage with it.
whoever has the nicest life out of them probably
but it wouldn't matter because i'd just spend the day on the boards
or one of the ones in another country because i'd get to see another country for free
I'll loan you my house keys and my login to the Dark Fetish Network and you can live the dream
and I'd go and snog Michael Gove in public.
Could catch up on Emmerdale
wouldn't have to worry about parking either. good call.
or one of the Kayas' street crew.
boy: bodyinthethames so I get to live in scandinavia, plus he has a great dog
girl: PO so I get to swan around sunbathing on the roof and drinking at lunchtime
proseccos on the roof at lunchtime today! MONDAY DIET!
doesn't one of you work for Football Manager?
I'd like to try that. Just for one day, mind.
Although I don't currently have a dislocated shoulder so should be the clear winner here.
I'm not really sure that's how it works?
Actually, don't answer that.
for the same reason he gave
Just to see what it was like.
and freak out all the youngsters eh?
he has a real whimsy to him that seems like it'd be so nice to live, even for 24 hours.
That means on average he gets punched every day at a minimum.
was it because I'd just hugged Songs_about_ducking?
I like the cut of his jib
so I could do myself.
Would you come on your tits, mate?
probably be a fit girl so i could look at myself in the mirror lol
in all seriousness - i want to be a fit girl anyway so this is irrelevant
i guess if you have one day the question is more about who could you be that would allow you to try the most 'new experiences' out in one day. most of the people on here just live in different metropolitan areas in the uk so i'm not sure.
think there used to be someone who lives in Japan so maybe them
im ur man
I'm quite happy with being myself at this point. What a boring old shit
so don't let it affect your decision
i could do with a day off
Trigger warning, unless your life is sitting around drunk writing shit poetry I'll fuck it up for sure. Probably will even if it is. LET'S DO IT
no, don't think any of my friends or family will be too concerned actually
The President preached the “good death”, and politicians everywhere spoke of letting their cultural empires decline with dignity.
Many people panicked, some were killed.
After the speeches the press sprang into action and began to declare with gusto DOUCHEBAG INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A PONCE, and in his place the post-Reality world began.
go and kill loads of badgers
would love to know how it feels to be eltham's mate.