Why don't girls like you
Life is so unfair
Girls like me.
That's why I don't like my boyfriend sometimes
I even wanted to be, but you said SSP. So i wasn't.
ssp = death to threads
Have you taken some created some kind of poll to see if girls do in fact like you?
Let's do this here, actually:
in an SSP thread.
was it three or four years we agreed on?
imagine the joy. the street parties.
Fidel IS the worst!
no results that aren't violently sexual =/
in an SSP thread of all places.
umlaut: I thought we had books.
japes: ...yeah alright.
I'm willing to sacrifice you to take down fidel
particularly when it's a guy like you who we know isn't much a wallower in self-pity.
TAKE HIM DOWN TO BANNING TOWN, FIDEL!
So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
because girls and stupid and smerlly (they maybe don't liek that you paint those wee figures so much.)
When I was younger and really pretty I found that some more insecure girls didn't like me but they like me now and the girls that don't like me seem to not like me for other reaons (probably because i am horrid and better than them in other ways.)
but more becoming an interesting person with attractive qualities.
It makes me think you're all on disability benefit.
Quite liberating when you realise it to be honest.
the girl with the hat took my hand and made me go up to the dancefloor, and I wasn't feeling all that dancey and shuffled off, but she went to you afterwards.
so that's something!
go for the ugly mate first?
I thought this was supposed to be a safe place :(
maximum sentence request
the damage is done.
you have to hurt someone else
he's made of babe-attracting material and he's totally charismatic.
you can tell because other (emotionally frail) posters get really insecure and poke fun at his hobby.
cashmere? or some kind of blend? asking for a friend.
I think it must be warhammer paint
I'm not going to tell you
do you get loads of babes?
I picked fun at his hobby because it's really fucking funny to wind him up about it and he's my mate and knows I'm just winding him up. (kind of)
I thought the 'emotionally frail' bit made that clear...
also, I was going for an in-jokey wind-up, thinking of adding in that the girl didn't look very happy, if the more subtle initial dig didn't carry.
but e_c came into the fray and it got confusing.
when did I poke fun at his hobby?
Are you insane? Warhammer is awesome!
what did we ever do to you, incandenza_?
on the s_a_d/xylo soap opera. it just seemed like it might be a thing that you'd have mocked him about.
I don't know what you're trying to achieve by turning us against each other but it's not going to work.
What kind of monster are you??
incandenza_ tried to get me banned
I'd always had him pegged as a really reasonable guy. Salt of the earth sort of fella.
this is all because of SSP.
and the guy who, in this case, invoked it.
s_a_d, you diabolical...
It was odd in hindsight.
and men like hobbies.
So in short, get hobbies.
by this logic you should get hobbies if you are a woman in order to get men to like you, not the other way round. Brush up on your logic m9
but just couldn't be arsed to get into it
how "women like men, men like hobbies" means, logically, that women should get hobbies.
Am totally lost.
and that women want real men.
Therefore, without hobbies, no one will ever love you.
to prove they are real men (according to the comment I made very much as a piece of light hearted froth, stolen from someone cleverer than me).
Not sure I am cut out for the social board.
nono. My quoting about women not having hobbies references a very old thread
[;)] - break glass for safety wink etc etc
but i assumed it was all japes (hey bud) anyway
women like men, men like hobbies
implies that women like men with hobbies
"women like men"
women like men BUT
There is no premise that "women like hobbies"
Hence you cannot infer that women like men with hobbies. You need to add this inference to reach your conclusion.
Jimmyhuntspill likes dogs
Dogs like licking their balls
You would argue that it isn't clear whether I like dogs that lick their balls?
It's really weird here. Think i am finding the answer to the original question though.
you were implying that if men didn't have hobbies they weren't men, but because that's bullshit no one got wtf you were on about
I was saying (not implying) that men like to have hobbies, whereas women often just want to be with a man. I don't even think it, it was just a snappy line I stole from a book that made me laugh and seemed appropriate.
And I don't see where it implies that if men don't have hobbies then they aren't men.
then your post make no sense at all
1.Girls don't like me
2. girls like men
3. men like hobbies
out of my depth.
this thread has become too stupid, we're shutting it down
LEAVE HIM, SAVE YOURSELF
Long version is:
Women like men
Men like hobbies (that don't involve women).
it's the only hung permitted
if you do do warhammer, then I'm sorry because this your #ssp
i'm also sorry if you are or ever were in placebo
Everyone knows that girls are totally shallow and mainly focused on physical appearance.
you have lovely soulful eyes, so I can't imagine theres any physical reason why.
you are generous and prepared to fight for your own, so, I cant see an inherent underlying reason that would cause them to not like you, so I would suggest its manners that you have taken to
like, bants aside, he is both handsome and an immensely likeable dude.
that's why I tried the joke upthread.
You did a great job buddy
but you're too kind, really.
things got a little 'off-piste' up there; I hadn't planned for that, and I was out of my element.
also, hey, the slow clap thing? carries an element of sarcasm. I appreciate ypu're trying to give me due praise, but you might want to try *wild and spontaneous round of applause* or *firework display* next time. pro-tip, bud.
THAT thread you made and hate you accordingly
*puts labmonkeya529 on the list*