And don't say "leave the boards."
You definitely have one on the boards.
You'll be like a thousand James Bonds
do so far away from us, though, please
This is doing you no favours
1) on a whim take a trip to somewhere really awe inspiring or beautiful
2) Take off your clothes
3) commune with nature (fructify the land or , on your hands and knees, bark or howl at things in the sky or lap water from a clean(ish) puddle or spend the night in a bush)
HAY PESTO! you are now a bone fido english eccentric, you are now 'REAL' and no longer need other peoples verification that you have a valid personality
ffs just got banned from tescos
Good with soft boiled eggs mind
that'll sort you right out
always sounds like Clit Hero to me.