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I feel the intention of this post may be ambiguous
i was feeling a bit ruff
My friend used to tell her dog off and get in a mood with him when he's lipstick came out :(
when I wrap her tinfoil and call her Ziggy starpup
(or should it be NSPCC?)
she squeals and squeals and then when I finally unwarp the foil against her will, she dashes over to it and kicks it about, barking at it (except her barks sound like sneezes). so cute.
I always feel bad for looking at it, but how can you not look at it really.
you had to mention it twice.
it's great when they go into season and squirt bloody snot out of their foofs for weeks.
even I wear knickers during that time
they are horrible, just look at them
So could be the lucky night
and the lipstick comes out you have to stop
If its not the tummy you're rubbing
that it would come out a bit every time he sat up and begged. :(
they're so like us
My mate had a dog called Gary (that alone is hilarious) but he let it lick his hand for long enough until the lipstick was right out, a good few inches at least, then he slapped the lipstick as hard as he could. It shot back inside so quickly, was pretty impressive.