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Reckon they're going at it right now? In your bed?
About 1983 I suppose.
Them patching things up and breaking into my house to have sex in my bed 31 years later seems highly unlikely to me.
Although massively arousing, obvs.
First and only time I heard them having sex and then two weeks later they announced they were splitting up.
probably not, so 1990 i guess
unlikely to change what with my dad being dead and all
their relationship confuses me, can't remember ever seeing any mutual affection but they're still hanging on in there. probably a few years
They are 81 and 75
but it could've been over anything. Once noticed my dad had condomns in his chest of draws when I was going for a snoop in there, so that would verify that they do indeed have sex, to my horror.
nicked a condom from my dad's bedside drawer the day I lost my cherry
It was my mum
i remember when i was about 12 and my mam went to an ann summers party. brought home an ann summers bag ;_____;
she used to work for social services, and would bring home bags and bags of condoms for her friends' sons when they were soon going out of date/the lads were going on holiday. my dad had a vasectomy though.
(they're going on a lake district minibreak for their anniversary)
Nah probably not actually as my mum needs a knee operation and they'd probably have to be really careful and I'm going to stop considering the logistics of them doing it now thanks.
a short while before my parents split up (i was about 12), i was looking for something on top of the bookcase and i found some printed-out sheets of paper about 'rekindling your sex life'. there was a chart that listed loads of different sex acts and a section for each person to rate how much they liked each sex act on a scale of one to five.
to my eternal relief, it had not yet been filled in.
in the internet history before they officially broke the news, which to be fair probably sped along the whole process for everyone. great work, parents.
My Mum was horribly and almost-fatally injured in a car crash 8 years prior to that. Had to have her pelvis completely reconstructed. Not sure how much action my old man got out of it post-recovery.
Reckon my old man's banging loads of senior crumpet these days mind. He's always on dating websites. Think he's got a bird on the go who lives in India or summat :/
this thread did not go to plan
The only sign that I can remember of my Parents having a carnal relationship was, after she had a haircut that made her look a bit like willy wonka, me picking up her phone to read a text on it to my Dad asking if he would still shag her if she looked like Johnny Depp.
Have never thankfully heard them at it.