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Mothercare. Fucking rock, is it not?
DIY shops on the other hand Balonz are what your mother would describe as 'a bleedin' mare you saucy big nad pump machine'.
I've been told. Fucked if I could find them and all the assistants were busy. So I stormed out upending the sand and water tables with my fists whilst screaming expletives.
ridiculously expensive Clarkes shoes.
I'm going to go back and upturn some of their displays and put a boot through one of their windows.
with their first pair of Clarkes. Then they take a photo of your kid which they put on the chart and you have to watch them delete the photo from the camera.
Probably easier just to burn the bumbo pyramid.
and then slammed me on their mailing list.
if your kid has a growth you should probably go to a doctors not mothercare
B&Q is terrible for this.
used to be all *leave me alone* but now I want to be led straight to the item I'm after without having to find someone to ask.
I've searched high and low in there on several occasions and am yet to find the assless chaps w/1" metal spikes (inc. whip holster) section. You'd think there'd be signage, but no..
but fortunately everything is easily wipeable in there, so it's all (baby) gravy (baby).
except the aisles aren't really in any logical order and there's lighting in between paint aisles and paintbrushes at both ends of the shop
Maplin (I'm not Theo)
Most really, I tend to find an assistant and askl almost as soon as I go in. why should I waste time looking when they're bound to know.
Excuse me where are the orks? Ok. Oh, ok, these are orcs. I was worried this would happen. Can I speak to the manager please?
fucking clothes at the front? Milk at the back corner? DOG FOOD NEXT TO THE FROZEN PEAS? AN OPTICIANS NEXT TO THE GREENGROCER!?
exactly the same... shit layout