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Just retract the inchcape and let the water do the work?
Or do you get all soapy with it?
Slip 'em in and stretch
don't pull too hard.
ALL POST YOUR DICKS!
but you'll have to find them yourself
It is easier for a camel to through the eye of a needle than for a rich foreskin to enter into heaven
And won't retract at all, get a steroid cream from the doctor. That'll loosen it up. (This is actually a serious answer).
electric toothbrush to buff helmet to a brilliant sheen as necessary.
out the back garden, every full moon.
sometimes the smegma can be really really stuck to the bellend, almost stained. so when that happens i get a cup fill it with water from the shower and dip my dick in it for a few minutes, just give it a soak.
only time having a foreskin is a bit annoying
really burns your cock and balls (also eyes and nose) but does leave you feeling truly cleansed.
...Original Source also do a mint shaving gel. Just saying.
inside outside from the arthur album. but now i remember it's called yes sir, no sir
if you're caught short, do you really stick your nob in a sink and give it a swill?
What do you think she means?!
i'm being incredibly rude today, i blame my hangover and the weather.
started moisturising it tho, it looked a bit ashy after work \m/