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1. Take a glass of water to bed with them.
2. Inspect their toilet paper, post-wipe.
re: number twos
how do you know you've got all the poo off yr bum flaps
It feels different.
Seriously you need to keep going until you're clean wiping. Otherwise that's is how you end up with dysentry or something,
Just don't really want to look at my own faeces that much.
Like have a little skinny at size colour and what not?
For the record I only do this as the above is a good indicator of your current health.
It's covered in toilet paper.
People don't wash their feet in the shower. I do, I love it...wash yourself you god awful people.
like Batman, Spiderman, X Men et al.
*I'm currently doing it because my clock broke and am awaiting delivery of my new one. I am HATING it.
someone might call
could explode in flames burning my face off
just the obvious really
there's a setting you can do so you don't get any calls
I have a feeling this might be (or have been) the case but I've never tested it.
Because power's out in half my house and I'm using all my extension cables to keep the fridge working.
It's a fucking nightmare. While I do wake up earlier as a result, it's just not the same as listening to the radio in the morning.
Yes yes, I know I can set a phone up with a radio alarm - I can't be arsed. It's not the same.
like, frosties and bran flakes or something, makes me feel ill
Would, say, Mini Wheats and Cheerios make you feel ill?
one giant leap for fuck off mate