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They don't really give everyone who gets off a plane in Hawaii a flower necklace do they?
it was when I was yoot and this is my memory but maybe I pinched it from the box. There are definitely pictures of me with a lei but did I get it on arrival? 65% yes.
I saw a film that had a talking pig
normally really like piggies but that thing is terrifying
like the vagina of a horrifically obese women
That does have those slippy stones however, probably wouldn't happen on a normal English pavement...
Standing on a rake and it hitting you in the face
I've done that with a spade. quite sore tbh.
and chipped a tooth / cut my lip
in 3 different locations.
if it hadn't been 3 DIFFERENT banana skins?
On Oxford street no less. It was a full on feet from under me flat on the back spectacular.
fuck me it was excruciating to watch
I reckon they're just ordered off Amazon in the end
omg got rose
That's what I tell my mum when I run around her house chucking wine everywhere anyway
It was a long rainy lunch time break at school.
I tried this at school and found that while they would break there was no way they would ever shatter. Did you use liquid nitrogen?
the switches said "shatter proof" on them
janitor was looking at them whining about them and asking why anyone would do it and i said "they probably took 'shatter proof' as a challenge"
and then he fucking grassed me to the head and said i did it and that i'd boasted that i took "shatter proof" as a challenge
wording of this anecdote might be inspired by that Hundred reason album
and I have to pinch myself