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Go for a really nice steak sandwich and chips for lunch??
Everything is ultimately meaningless so why waste time doing anything?
and then stab him in the heart with a corkscrew
When you get there say you're not that hungry and just want a drink
Tell everyone the steak sandwich and chips are absolutely divine
When the food comes ask the others if you can nick the odd chip, and possibly even have a bite of the sandwich. Between them you might get a full meal
That's the UKIP way
TLE OF BOOZE
GOT ME BUYING ON A BOAT
YOU COULD BUY A FUCKING GOAT
YOU PROTECT HIM WITH A MOAT
you're looking a bit anaemic
On 20 mins of man with van
I'm in the wrong game son