Well a few weeks ago she went home at dinnertime every day in tears because of a 'bad back'. Anyway, turns out she's 'emotional' because she went to a psychic to find out the tension between the three of us. Turns out, according to the psychic, that we have been involved in a love triangle for the past 700 years and we are inexorably linked until one is 'cut off'.
So this colleague has bought a potion to try and 'rid me' from the group and taken the week off, presumably to concoct it.
Now, is this something I should be worried about? Am I going to end up in bits in the river derwent? Has fidel gone full blown fruitloop and got a job with me?