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GOOD MORNING, DAILY THREAD!
Just had 2 slabs of millionaires shortbread and it's not even 9
I have a penguin bar and a chewee bar for breakfast.
Chewee wrapper fact: oldest animal is a 400yr old clam
Penguin joke: what is a penguins favourite footwear? Flipper floppers
the bastard that's nobbing my missus.
The Jennifer Lawrence and Jimmy Fallon one
And you're a boy.
to move my bike from one side of the barrier (where it was locked) to the other. So I spent about ten minutes looking for my bike. In the pissing rain.
Thewarnwatch: spotted about 15 yards ahead of me in the crowd; dressed inappropriately for the weather
It's my Friday today.
I've put my satchel that in my locker. This might not seem unusual, but I normally keep it by my desk. Today however I'd like to leave slightly early, without anyone noticing. By putting my satchel in my locker, I can later get to the lockers, which are both opposite the toilets and near the back stairs, without arousing the suspicions which are bound to be tickled by me carrying my satchel from my desk later in the day. Very few are so cunning as I.
like ravishing rick
I sneaked out of work the other morning at 1030am to buy some shoes, everyone would think I was at a meeting or something so to make sure I didn't arouse suspicion with a house of Fraser bag of shoes, I left the bag with my friend at reception on the way in and then just brought it up when I came back from lunch so everyone would think I'd bough them at lunch!
that's some proper underhanded cunning
and dress in the middle of the afternoon last wek because i was bored. Instead of turning up with a House of Fraser bag when people would assume i had been in a meeting, I got the till girl to PUT THE NEW DRESS INSIDE THE NEW BAG, and i put my own little handbag into that, so i could just walk into work with smart looking bag. Filled with new dress and ratty looking old bag.
For a cafe/pub where I might be able to watch the Tour de France later this afternoon?
It's gonna be like Ferris Bueller, yo!
Gonna try and win this...http://tinyurl.com/py36qvm
And then read the news story.
I get it.
I got very drunk and made a massive fool of myself and now I feel very VERY rubbish.
Moving to my new flat tonight. Going to get pizza on my own to celebrate.
Got stung by a bee.
I'm not happy.
I've not been stung by a bee in my adult life.
if you were boozing with other folk they were probably in a similar nick
i reckon most folk get hangover paranoia too
I hate it.
that said it's always just your mind convincing yourself that you've been more outrageous than you actually have been
i used to try and reassure myself by sending a few "some night last night eh?!" probing texts to folk i'd been out with the night before to gauge their reaction
the last time, it turned out that I actually HAD been an enormous drunk twat.
Now I'm properly dreading the next bout =(
Also this is perfect because I was going to see if you want to go here and drink rum http://portsideparlour.co.uk/
then I fell asleep in there for two hours, so everyone thought I'd just legged it and they had to look after my stuff for the weekend.
That place looks intolerable. I'm 100% in.
if so - "basically I got macked on by an ex-coworker so I ran away and hid in the loo" is the standard DiS response in this scenario :D
And yet I still managed to laugh out loud in front of my boss in reading this post.
Might do a bat walk if the weather is ok later tonight if you want to join. If the weather is naff though I won't. PM if you want to be updated :)
pretty sure it was me who ruined the gears after realising i've been using them compeltely wrong. bit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJItQYPXQc&feature=kp
anyway it's so smooth now i'm happy as. Also did a 5.6k run last night, first notable distance in about two years. Hell of an incentive to stop smoking. Then cycled back from battersea park whcih took about 45minutes. Tired now.
nearly dropped my phone in the sink twice, instead threw it across the room.
I've got to conduct interviews today. Hope some of them are good, don't want t have to do loads more.
but it didn't appear.
Has this happened before?
yeah ever since I was about 12.
I've only ever had one full fit which the doctors say were actually unrelated.
Because it's only rare and in the morning, and having had MRI's that showed nothing wrong the doctors were happy to just leave it. I've had everything suggested from blood sugar, to blood pressure to mild tourettes as an explanation, but no definitive diagnosis.
but it otherwise seems to run ok, and sometimes these things snowball and lead to needing a full replacement or something when all you need is to change a spark plug. Plus finding someone trustworthy is getting so difficult.
WHY AM I ON HERE THEN? ffs
Been taking these herbal anti anxiety pills to help me sleep, but this morning it's been awful. I feel like I'm fighting against falling asleep. It's giving me a headache. :(
On another note. Watched the Carrie remake last night. It was dreadful.
left my overnight oats at home didn't I?
You can't really call in sick with "Yeah, feel mostly alright, I'm just really fucking dizzy and don't fancy the walk down the stairs far less the two miles into work. Might just sit here and play Hearthstone all day instead, ta."
So I have "a fever" and "flu symptoms".
did anyone get locked out of their house yesterday?
i did, and so did two other people i know. this seems like too weird a coincidence.
was off yesterday, went for a run (8km) got home, realised i'd taken the wrong keys, locked out, had to borrow money off a neighbour so i could get the train to the town near the village where my girlf works, ran to the village from the station (2.5km), picked up keys, ran back to station, got train home
amazing sunset yesterday tho! sky looked like it was on fire
loads of people died
other than that expensive hub place
also theres NONE ANYMORE (i don't think)
only known them really to be in northumberland for kielder/hadrian's wall cycles
lovely stuff. this morning i saw loads of team canada folk coming in to the airport. they had checked their pole vaults. wtf, was ace.
for the third day in a row now.
It's her mom. Got a problem?
I'll probably miss it anyway, just tell us
how long have you been sitting on that one?
I knew it was terrible but I couldn't not say it.
it's like an illness.
I understand, it's a high pressure joke
tempted to spend my day reviewing all 55 songs on the indietracks compilation on the music board
this response seems too positive, almost sarcastic. i'm not going to do it
will you sticky all of them if i do?
however i'm putting out Shelley Jane's EP so if you say anything negative i'll point you out and we'll do you in.
(but seriously, yeah do it)
is in reference to the C_RGate, I'm laughing.
and I forgot to bring my overnight oats stuff with me. So naturally I had irn bru and a big bag of mini cheddars and a twix for brteakfast on the train to glasgow this morning. Trolley guy was such a total LAUGH, ID-ing me for my irn bru (and lots of other quips, I glared at him until he went away then gave him my empty cheddars bag at the end of the journey.)
Going to take ampehtamines from Taiwan this afternoon before my spin class though so all is good.
Got my dermatologist at lunchtime and I'm going to get a massive row about sun exposure and why am I not dermarolling twice a day. BECAUSE IT HURTS AND IT IS CREEPY THAT IS WHY YOU CUNT. Might get a chemical peel.
What else- got to decide whether to go to kettlebells tonight or go out with Big Ange and Big Jules. I think the latter is likely to have the more beneifical effect on my figure (i.e lots of dancing, bopping, bodypopping, crunching, grooving.)
I must get back onto my overnight oats again tomorrow, I'm calamitous when I'm off them.
then i'm footloose and fancy free until i leave for HK at the start of August
STILL. It was HOURS AGO.
are you allergic?
its VERY swollen and red
take it out, dork
buried, deep deep down into the fleshy part between the thumb and index finger.
I wanted to reply last night congratulating you on the length of your tongue, but my lady asked why some woman she didn't know was sending me pictures of her tongue. I had no response to give.
I did think this at the time. Apologies. And thanks for the acknowledgment, means a lot.
now have a horrible sugar come down - i am deffo cutting crap like that form my diet
haven't broken yet
must be strong
yet I still keep doing it.
and just cracked today - it feels awful tho, so hopefully thi swill tecah me a lesson
might go have a sleep in the loos
Uh, askin' for a friend.
but those first feelings are pretty great.
go get em' tiger!
because of "everything"
Even though I am normally on the pill and should know down to virtually the hour when it's going to start, my body is still a right fucker and it would be different every month to keep me on my toes. And of course sometimes you just plain forget that you stopped taking the course 4 days ago, and you're weeping at Countdown and thinking that this is ridiculous and you probably need to get more vitamin D, and then the next day you get that back twinge and then you're like AHHHH, BUT OF COURSE, THE RAG.
Yes. I get you 100%.
also in other news, i have an interview for a masters course i want to get on except it's in october lol