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If it's personality, go help the rest of you!
are you balonz in disguise?
my purple rucksack that i got in shanghai
'follow this thread' is up there
how tall are you please?
Literal high five.
Because boobs are boring, and then I'm all, hmmm...ermmm...maybe I'll just stick with boobs.
a man (or woman) who is bored of boobs is bored with life itself
thanks a LOT, guardian
stop following the herd and do exactly what the guardian tell you
My cold dead eyes
Also, I've been told I have nice hands.
Make of that what you will.
people were really scraping the barrel for anything they could compliment you on?
it's not that your face is shit, it's just when you clock these spectacular hands and look up... it's a bit of a let down
kind of tan
but that bit of your stomach colloquially know as the "cum gutters" that's meant to be the new abs.
Apollo's belt. I thought you meant...something else.
so I suppose my best feature is being wonderfully average and neither have anything amazing or woefully inadequate.
stop fishing ;)
(not fishing, genuinely just really think I'm all round average, that's not a bad thing!)
my sky planner has got quite a lot of simpsons and adventure time on it. and some good horrors and documentaries...not many people like the wrestling but...
yeah, my planner...that's the one.
Your Sky box, like.
Like a greek god
This is why I wear vests much more often than is socially acceptable.
Crop top is for the abs ;-)
Don't see them very often, do you?
This probably doesn't make sense.
still nothing to write home about though.
I'm sure your parents would love to receive a missive about your baps.
smooth and subtly stained
Or the size of a donkey?
Please be clear.
i'm very willing to degrade myself for attention
My donkey sized tits
when given by user "AllCock", is there.
brimmin' o' bile
like Desperate Dan gone corporate